good plan great plan

just tryin to survive

[mcavoy]

the entire mood of 2018 has been, disappointed but not surprised.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[alisonzai]

[mockwa]

Beethoven — Fur Chiken

[sevensables]

#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)

[maxkirin]

Writing the dramatic death scene

In your head:

In paper:

[1lostone]

this made me laugh so hard because it’s so accurate.

[avvocarlo]

if your eyes start hurting what you’ve got to do is lay down and close them for a while…. now that’s a sexy little manoeuvre that we in the medical field like to call “sleep”

[noodlehorsecomics]

[awesomacious]

Angry Bernie

[frozen-felix]

[vergeangst]

Why can’t I stop watching this

[vergeangst]

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

[djmixedtape]

I swear to god I’ve

watched this like fifty times and

I can’t stop laughing

if only haiku.bot were here…😔

[giraffehero]

When your half asleep and on tumblr phone app and pretty sure you accidentally sent messages to random people and just too tired to even figure out who or how to delete

Aka if I sent you a message, hey and my bad

[that-edm-life]

[chokkilissa-nahollos]

im the dj screaming w laughter

[bienergy-deactivated20180719]

I think about this at least once a day.

[tacomel420]

working in customer service be like

[showerthoughtsofficial]

No one has seen you look worse than the gas station closest to your house.

[fallenangelfish]

this is UPS driver erasure

[onlyblackgirl]

I’ve never seen a UPS person. They toss those packages from the highway. Don’t even stop.

[gingerly-writing]

Let’s be honest, this is all of us

[can0n-fodder]

You’re goddamned right. 

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Pro tip. My dad emailed his story to himself whenever he worked on it. That way he would have date and time stamps if anyone tried to steal it and also so that if the computer crashed and it was erased, he had an accessable copy to go back to.

[lilitasticc]

I had to look at this for five minutes to realise that it was BBC and noty the onion

[eli-the-writer-guy-deactivated2]

This is why I imported all of my writing to Google Docs.

[bishopriecke]

@thebibliosphere. Have you seen this yet?

[thebibliosphere]

Every night in my nightmares, prompting me to get up and make sure I really did save my files onto three separate locations not located in the house.

[memethiefsteve]

[heartbeatemoji]

this is like so funny but terrifying¿ im laughing partially out of fear

[alurdunfinn]

I’m laughing entirely out of fear

[roll1uptwice]

[crymethyds-deactivated20200706]

Guess who’s gay and depressed and wants mozzarella sticks

[ashleyjizzdale]

[catchymemes]

Seems legit.

[fant4me]

Hahahahaha