“euuuh i’m james from twin peaks and i’m sad because my bike won’t fuck me and i’m here to make the next five minutes feel like an hour”
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“euuuh i’m james from twin peaks and i’m sad because my bike won’t fuck me and i’m here to make the next five minutes feel like an hour”
month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in
yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second
many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third
i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary
Really bad habit I have to get rid of is feeling like I shouldn’t open a message until im going to reply but not opening it results in me having hundreds of message notifications and forgetting I got messaged for 6 months and then when I finally do open it i see something like “my entire house burned down and they poisoned all my horses and they’re trying me for witchcraft and I need your testimony by 7 pm tonight to save me” and I’m like uh oh
I literally CANNOT read the words "supine" or "prone" in anything without thinking about that post that's like "supine is when you lay on your s(u)pine and prone is when you lay on your pronis"
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whats your go to 3 am spiral
everyone hates me
im going to die
everyone i love is going to die
im a failure
im inherently unlovable
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No summer travel is complete without getting screwed over by Deutsche Bahn.
The original flag, by Gilbert Baker, June 25, 1978.
okay what are some excellent recent poems
A. E. Stalling's vilanelle "Burned"
You cannot unburn what is burned. Although you scrape the ruined toast, You can’t go back. It’s time you learned The butter cannot be unchurned, You can’t unmail the morning post, You cannot unburn what is burned– The lovers in your youth you spurned, The bridges charred you needed most. You can’t go back. It’s time you learned Smoke’s reputation is well earned, Not just as an acrid, empty boast– You cannot unburn what is burned. You longed for home, but while you yearned, The black ships smoldered on the coast; You can’t go back. It’s time you learned That even if you had returned, You’d only be a kind of ghost, You can’t go back. It’s time you learned That what is burned is burned is burned.
could you imagine if it happened this pride month
the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.
hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem
nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression
psa: if any of you are just keeping up with me out of obligation, you don't have to do that. if you think i'm uncomfortable to be around and you don't know what to talk about with me, you don't have to. i know i don't have a lot to offer, so if anyone else wants to drop me, please feel free.
dashboard simulator
mutual 1: i have to quit my job
mutual 2: i have to quit my job
mutual 3: i have to quit my job
mutual 4: i have to quit my job
mutual 5: i have to quit my job
mutual 6: i have to quit my job
mutual 7: i have to quit my job
mutual 8: need to peel him like a banana
mutual 9: i have to quit my job
mutual 10: i have to quit my job
hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest
The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious