Just did a training Arc

If you were walking in a forest one day and there was a Giraffe blocking the road what would you do

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Mcdonald, as we know, has a farm, and is likely a farmer

Burger King is indeed the Regent of Burgers

But while the burger of the humble farmer and the mighty king are relatively equal in quality, a burger made by Five Guys, five ordinary dudes, surpasses them both

Much to learn about the power of unity

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There are these birds that come out only when it's snowy. They don't look particularly snow-adapted though.

My current theory is that they're actually always out, but are only visible when the background is stark white

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The way some people talk about Jacinthe Pokemon you'd think she did something bad in Z-A

Of course, if you thought that, you would be wrong.

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One of those "there's a finite number of souls and they just keep getting reincarnated throughout time" concepts but there's only like, 23 souls that keep getting recycled to occupy every living thing

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me after naming my image folders things like "space wars" instead of "sci-fi" so my alternate universe self thinks all the characters in the images are from the same series and makes a series featuring them all when trying to reconstruct this world's media:

this is normal. I am being normal about this.

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If you legitimately enjoy new shows being released all at once I think you should move out to the forest with no technology at all and just stay there.

Binge releases kneecap any fan interaction, preventing it from lasting beyond a week and causing the shows to inevitably disappear into obscurity.

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Saw some trash on the side of the road

If I could modify reality there's a lot of things I would do, but one minor thing I think would be funny is having the trash appear back on the person who dropped it off's front door with a note that says "thanks for the trace DNA samples! We're gonna clone you now!"

I need to be a reality warper to do it because I don't know who actually put it there

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Does anyone else think about hypothetical scenarios where they get sent to an alternate dimension with their computer, lose their memories of this world's media, and have to reverse engineer the media of our world based on the character reference images they have saved on their computer or am I weird

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Why does hearing someone practice singing piss me off so much, it really shouldn't.

They're not bad in any way, and are actively working to improve themselves too. They're not doing it to annoy me either.

And yet

AND YET

Just overhearing it for some reason makes my blood boil. It's not an issue with songs with lyrics, those are fine, it's specifically practicing.

Why is that my default emotion when I overhear singing practice

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I don't get why people go so crazy for Avocado stuff. I've had it before and it tastes like, well, pretty much nothing.

Maybe I have the "cannot perceive avocado" gene

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*Attaches my happiness to a new interest*

Haha yayyy

*something bad happens in that interest*

What the hell

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Heartbreaking: The Cryptid you like because it's cool is primarily believed in by people using it as an excuse to be assholes

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YouTube Video Host Voice: "There's nothing more infuriating than seeing the worst people get away with it. But luckily, we have Karma!"

*shows a video of Jesus summoning a Yin Yang Symbol*

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The way her expression immediately softens as soon as she hears that Kiritsugu was uncomfortable and Shirou was not is hilarious

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Stop, stop! We're just pushing it back further!

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Pokemon Legends Z-A graphics discourse is how I KNOW the graphics bullshit surrounding Pokemon is all performative.

Beautiful, colorful, excellent style, clean graphics, perfect art style for a pokemon game and people are still coming out of the woodworks saying it looks like a GameCube game.

They literally have nothing, NOTHING, to hold on to but still keep saying the same shit over and over as if people don't have eyes.

I'd say a hypothetical about them releasing a pokemon game with perfect graphics and these people still claiming it looks bad, but Z-A literally is that.

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Pokemon Presents can't come soon enough Or Deltarune Chapters 3 and 4 Scrolling on social media even for a few minutes is mentally exhausting these days Sure I can mute words and stuff, but even posts from people I agree with politically remind me of the current state of the world and tax my mental health. I know I shouldn't just ignore what's going on in the world but being constantly reminded of shit I can't do anything about doesn't exactly make things better I'm gonna need every single little bit of political drivel snuffed out by a wave of actually good content PRONTO