Welcome to my little corner of the world.

[moved-to-naltorians-blog]

[gayassjana]

I’m losing my SHIT

[psiotechniqa]

This is some magical shit

[theshitopinionsofsomeasswipeblm]

The sad thing is, I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot.

[psiotechniqa]

I would argue its the Kara person - because she doesn’t it. Mike is pointing out the obvious

[lesbianatlarge]

the obvious? what do you mean?

[psiotechniqa]

that she played ignorant, was treated accordingly, and that it was silly that she took offense over being deceptive about her understanding

[lesbianatlarge]

could you explain further? I’m not sure I understand your meaning

[sailordathomir]

I’ve never seen two murders in one post before.

[ruinedchildhood]

Shrek (2001) 

[chekhov]

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

[mymomfoundmyblogagain-deactivat]

you need to be arrested

[helltitty]

You’re right cumaddict72

[mytoecold-deactivated20180808]

[harrypotterconfessions]

this is… oddly specific.

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

Call Me by Your Name (Luca Guadagnino, 2017) 

[sridevi]

[youregoingtopieinthere]

[deejay]

What’s the mood today?

[chicks1023]

[chicks1023]

[parksandwreckreation]

why would they ever delete this scene

[solvatochrome]

do you think kirby’s skin is moist when you touch him

[solvatochrome]

or do you think its like rubbery? like an inflated balloon?

[solvatochrome]

if you stabbed him would he pop or bleed?

[tgapa]

Do you take constructive criticism on your posts ???

[solvatochrome]

all respectable scientists must accept peer review on their research findings

[tgapa]

Due to the nature of kirby’s inflation (inhalation of the air or other airborne elements) Kirby’s anatomy would only make sense to be a large bodily chasm much like the human lung to capture and hold the atmospheric area inside of him.

Kirby also floats, suggesting either A) he is lighter than the atmospheric pressure and gravity affecting him and can propel himself through the atmosphere or B) he is strong enough to conteract those forces. Both of which suggest Kirby is not fat or excess skin, but muscle. He is also depicted as smooth and without imperfections as if to suggest that inflated kirby has no stretching of his skin. Smaller kirby and Larger kirby can have different volumes, indicating Kirby has excess skin which can retract into his body when not in use. Which would be able to reside in the chasm of Kirby, that is contracted and relaxed.

So while he may be soft and squishy when deflated, I think Kirby when he has taken in air is much more like a basketball, firm and stiff thanks to the extension (possible hyperextension) of his muscles. Kirby is softer when not inflated due to the relaxtaion of his muscles although the moistness is a variable I am unable to comprehend at this time.

Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk this is why kirby would actually just eat the knife if you tried to stab him

[ruinedchildhood]

Source

[prominent-nipple]

[feshpince-deactivated20201109]

duck emoji rates

my goodness look at the amount of detail on this one. the colors, the shading, everything is just spot on. you can almost make out the individual feathers. truly a marvelous mallard. 10/10

i see they went with one of those brown varieties of duck. while this is a bold move on their part, i feel as though it loses a bit of its personality. i’m just not really feeling this bird.  7/10

this looks like a modern colorization of the famous duck from the hieroglyphs. i am absolutely in awe of their dedication to the medium and commentary on the transformative nature of art. 10/10

look at this good boy! he is patiently awaiting a treat and i wish to reward him with a multitude of gifts. 11/10

yuck. 2/10

ohoho, what a dynamic three quarters angle! the artist’s ability to capture the essence of duck in 3d space is so refreshing to witness. 10/10

this bird’s looking a bit sickly, i think it has to do with the highlights being in weird places. hope he feels better soon. 5/10

a bit more minimalist this time around. the lack of legs makes it seem as though he’s resting on the surface of the water, and i really admire how it sets a scene and makes me feel like i’m really there. 9/10

i’m really digging the positive energy coming from this bird. i can’t explain why, but i feel like that animal’s my friend. 10/10

this is a goose. 0/10

[sour-charity]

I’m crying at the pure rage I feel from the last one

[wingkink]

Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

[wingkink]

Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t

Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together

Me:

Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.

Me:

Me: what

[luidilovins]

You dont have to make the sandwitch

[attiinova-deactivated20180727]

have y’all seen pics of cosplayers being arrested because

it is simultaneously

the best and worst thing

I have ever

fuckIN G seEN

likE WHAT DID THEY DO

TO GET ARRESTED???

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE TELL ME

pleasE I NEED CONTEXT

[ruinedchildhood]

[reservedvomit-deactivated201501]

oh the nineties

[forsciencejohn]

i know right that dress is terrible

[pokekmon-deactivated20170218]

which spongebob character is the white gay friend

[beeorchids-moved-deactivated201]

larry the lobster next question

[moomwdwmfqn-deactivated20171118]

larry is that type of gay w/ masc4masc and “no fats no fems” on his Floundr bio

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Floundr bio I’m out

[radiumdesu]

i had to read this on my dash and now you have to too