In Giraffes I Trust

... They're always watching over me.

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Head on Head by Vincent Andrews on 500px.com

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Beauty, Grace and still no giraffe emoji… (at Zoo Miami)

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Giraffe Joke #3

The devout zookeeper lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out at the zoo. Three weeks later, a giraffe walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The zookeeper couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the giraffe’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!” “Not really,” said the giraffe. “Your name is written inside the cover.”

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When it snows.

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“A perfect score of 5 out of 7.”

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Giraffe Joke #2

Q: What do you call a giraffe winning a horse race?

A: A longshot.

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“Toronto 2015”

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Simply beautiful

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Giraffe Joke #1

Q: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

A: It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

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Are you taller than a giraffe?

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When bae is around.

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When your arachnophobic friend sees a spider.

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Looking over your friend’s shoulder to see what they’re texting.