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niff. psd and header by maternas

[girlbossdad]

nevermind 𝐡𝐨𝐰 we got here ,              𝐩𝐮𝐳𝐳𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 at that may be ,                            it’s the fact that we’re here 𝐓𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑                                           that matters most .

𝐒𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 ,  𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐗𝐋𝐒 𝐊𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐑𝐃 ,  &&.  𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍 written by cole ,  quin ,  &&.  niff.

[girlbossdad]

                                ❛      OH !   what deliverance of smashingly  GORGEOUS  peons has this new influx brought me ?      ❜                  pinches their cheeks .

[girlbossdad]

                 HM .                                 ❛      y’know ,  i don’t recall if i’ve ever tasted  [ CARROT CAKE ] .      ❜

                 she says this between knitting a blanket betwixt needles .

[girlbossdad]

* sips glass *

[girlbossdad]

so like uh    you guys       are you like doing anything right now ?

cred : 1 // 2

[girlbossdad]

art commissioned from @unwhelm / @instral ; my headcanon queen design !

[girlbossdad]

how am i at 200 hello ?

[girlbossdad]

@scamton​  //  x

              tooth gap having favored nose tip now beams down upon flushed plastic ,  cush thighs offering a seat for the little man now huddled upon queenly form .   lips spread ,  smile bright as she thumbs along his jaw ,  wiping free a few of the smeared lip stains left from her natural lip stick ,  black  &&.  bold across his clashing opaque milky skin .   he was so cute ,  so adoring .

              his heart rivaled her own ,  large  &&.  contested to showcase its pride in achieving the smiles of others .   lip curls under incisors ,  the awestruck lover cradling her beloved just an inch closer so she can arch down  &&.  shower his forehead in a barrage of kissing onslaught .   never ending was her affection ,  soon to be spamton’s untimely demise .

                                ❛    rnt u jus my lil lucky guy ,  my lil spammail ,  my deal sweetnr .    ❜      more kisses ,  squeezes of palms along his arms as she tries to hold his head still in case of wiggling .   knowing how he squirms often ,  it was ideal to keep him from knocking his thick skull into her teeth .   just admiration pouring out after years of bottling up .   one could barely see the tears welling under hood .

              (  god she loves him .  )

[girlbossdad]

[ BERD​ ]

we did it to ‘em.

              officially  [ UNFRIENDED ] .

[gaminginstincts]

* keep calm 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐠 .

[girlbossdad]

@dealmakershades​

              lines of code ,  breaking ,  tangling around forbidden assets ,  swirling like phone wires  &&.  wrapping around limbs unforgivingly .   that was the fate the late ruler had watched become of a patron of her closest proximity ,  falling into ruin after losing his claim to fame .   plummeting ,  market crash ,  even a broken esteem   --   all she remembered of the unkind fate of  [ SPAMTON G SPAMTON ]  was of that lone dial up echoing from a dangling receiver .

              unforgiven ,   heart in tatters ,  queen felt such emotions resurface when walking down an alley  ;    a lingering cologne she often found looming her back then catching her attention .   gaze turns ,  shifts to trash pile ,  to dumpster ,  to puddle between street corner  &&.  backend alleyway .   it’s when she hears the titter of footsteps from behind her new focus that she shifts   --   finds eye contact locked with an old acquaintance .

                                ❛    spammy lammy ?   wut re u doin ???   in this low end ditch .    ❜      to her ,  poverty wasn’t an accommodation or circumstance she was aware even existed .   hands cup to knees ,  the woman squatting to half height in a forward leaning bend ,  lips pursed as she speaks almost apathetically   --   as though she  refused  to allow herself the comfort of revealing her expressiveness .   an old flame ,  sunk so low because of her .

                               ❛    r u ok ???   holy shit should i call someone ?    ❜

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[girlbossdad]

brand new starter call ,  new header new psd  -  let’s get it gamers .

[girlbossdad]

@lv2tactician​  //  x

              remote cradles in her hands ,  resting upon lap as the dawning morning brings about a whole new layering of exhaustion .   seems she didn’t rest so easily upon the couch ,  no doubt regretting her snarky behavior from last night .      ❛    ty kris ,  maybe smth like  cartoons  might take my mind off of  .   .   .    ❜

              silence fills the void between her unfinished thought  &&.  the human lightner nestled opposite of her upon furniture ,  the  6′9  darkner seemingly antsy to be fiddling with anything at her disposal .

[maternas-deactivated20220119]

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[girlbossdad]

        like MOTHER                                       like SON

[girlbossdad]

@showtimcs : He's not apologetic at all when he spots (one) hot mama strollin down like the boss she is. slicking back some slightly pink tinged green hair, he simply floats over, before grabbing her waist, dipping her. And letting his smootch game on. And yes, before you ask. There's tongue.

              smile brightens as something snatches her , body flush as she's twirled  &&.  met face to face with a suitor .    a soft   " oh "   woos out before lips clash ,   the sudden onslaught of a incurred wrathful poltergeist .    yes ,   she's hot ,   but when a ghost gets his smooch on ,  even the hamster in her head runs its wheel on full speed .

              tongue meets tongue ,  although hers remains sheepish from lack of years' practice .    fingers etch   &&.  dig in across his sleeves ,   hugging herself closer to his being as he snacks on every inch of what he can muster .    giggles flutter against their liplock ,   the apt monarch trying her best to keep herself reigned in while being lavished by a hungry ghoul ,   even if she too savors this exchange of foreign fondness .