wilbur called me this what does it mean

Metfell made a fucking c!ranboo rp blog guys everyone pack it up. UNREALITY TRIGGER WARNING FOR ALL INTERACTIONS. THIS CHARACTER IS NOT REAL TO THE OTHER CHARACTERS, AND IS A HALLUCINATION THAT SONGBIRD-SUNRISE AND ANGELXXREAPER CAN ONLY SEE. NOTICE: THIS URL IS IN REFERENCE TO THE CHARACTER. I AM NOT, AND DO NOT SUPPORT SAYING THIS ABOUT THE ACTUAL IRL STREAMER. HIS CHARACTER CANONICALLY DOESN'T UNDERSTAND GENDER, AND THUS I HAVE APPLIED THE LABEL OF NONBINARY TO HIM, SINCE HE FALLS OUTSIDE OF THE HUMAN GENDER BINARY.

[girlboycranboo]

*gasp* hi chat :]

[girlboycranboo]

NOT THE BAD ROMANCE......... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[girlboycranboo]

eight children?

w-well yeah? i think i have 8 kids right? do i not what if i dont have 8 kids did-did i forget how many kids i have do i have more than 8?

[girlboycranboo]

living in this van is a nightmare i miss my husband and 8 children

[girlboycranboo]

@songbird-sunrise right in front of my burger?

[songbird-sunrise]

IM NOT DOING ANYTHING 

[girlboycranboo]

WELL-WELL- WELL SOMEONE CLEARLY IS. AND I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ANY OF IT

[girlboycranboo]

@songbird-sunrise right in front of my burger?

[songbird-sunrise]

[girlboycranboo]

⎎⍜⟟⌰

[songbird-sunrise]

You could always ask Tommy if he got a certificate

I could, but...if this is all limbo, then...his reply could be anything. It wouldn’t really confirm anything, would it? 

[girlboycranboo]

we havent exactly seen tommy in a bit either have we?

[girlboycranboo]

i wish i had a certicitadteefee of beign revived that would help in canon i think ^_^

[songbird-sunrise]

wait are you supposed to get a certificate with being revived. I never got one 

[girlboycranboo]

well maybe- maybe that means you arent actually revived? i mean…. if you need a certificate and all…

[songbird-sunrise]

You- You mean…I’m still dead? 

[girlboycranboo]

well, well i mean. think about it right, cause like- cause the thing is is that if you need a certificate to be revived, and… and-and you DONT have one. then that probably means that youre still dead. like- like just… just logically, you know?

[songbird-sunrise]

…

I guess that’s true. It all felt so real though

[girlboycranboo]

well i mean- i mean it was nice thinking that all. i liked it too :] maybe uhm- maybe it was just like a... a nice breeze in the train station? like maybe a train went by or something.

[cpunkhobie]

girlboycranboo is back on the dash

[girlboycranboo]

glad to have so many fans :]

[girlboycranboo]

i wish i had a certicitadteefee of beign revived that would help in canon i think ^_^

[songbird-sunrise]

wait are you supposed to get a certificate with being revived. I never got one 

[girlboycranboo]

well maybe- maybe that means you arent actually revived? i mean…. if you need a certificate and all…

[songbird-sunrise]

You- You mean…I’m still dead? 

[girlboycranboo]

well, well i mean. think about it right, cause like- cause the thing is is that if you need a certificate to be revived, and... and-and you DONT have one. then that probably means that youre still dead. like- like just... just logically, you know?

[girlboycranboo]

i wish i had a certicitadteefee of beign revived that would help in canon i think ^_^

[songbird-sunrise]

wait are you supposed to get a certificate with being revived. I never got one 

[girlboycranboo]

well maybe- maybe that means you arent actually revived? i mean.... if you need a certificate and all...

[girlboycranboo]

i wish i had a certicitadteefee of beign revived that would help in canon i think ^_^

[girlboycranboo]

thats actually how i learn all my ender i cant really speak it so i just use the translator :(

[girlboycranboo]

no enderman actually speaks ender we all just lie to you whenever youre around cause your- your vibes are just off.

[girlboycranboo]

thats actually how i learn all my ender i cant really speak it so i just use the translator :(

[girlboycranboo]

ooc; are the things in not english enchantment table or? im curious (i was trying to translate it but i cant find a translator)

[songbird-sunrise]

[girlboycranboo]

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