I'm adapting to life down here.
almost home
NASA

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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sheepfilms

izzy's playlists!
ojovivo
The Bowery Presents
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

shark vs the universe
Sweet Seals For You, Always
will byers stan first human second
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One Nice Bug Per Day
The Stonewall Inn
Show & Tell

Love Begins
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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I'm adapting to life down here.
when you see a tumblr poll with this picture attached and you know it's time to lock the fuck in lest you get a bad grade in an impromptu absurdist pop quiz you didn't know you were about to take
best multiple of nine
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”Welcome to the Internet, Transvestite” (1/3)
Link to (2/3) + Link to (3/3)
fuck like a green onion
07.04.2026
Today Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer is a third of the way to the Jovian system. He is currently using his high gain antenna as a sun shield. Telemetry is promising and he is full of vigor.
Today Pioneer 9 is silent. They carry on in a heliocentric orbit at 0.8 AU, and are likely still in the same, stable, spinning orientation they have been in for 58 years.
Today Pioneer 10 is dead. She is some 21 billion kilometers out, under a tenth of the way to the Oort cloud. She is no longer aligned with Earth, and the Sun looks to her like any other star in the sky.
details for the Ten piece since i like it the most :3 vvv
puppygirl who keeps making self-deprecating comments abt her appearance, but also keeps talking abt this other dog she sees looking back at her from behind the sink who's the most beautiful woman she's ever seen
she tries to kiss her, but there's some kind of horrible window in the way. you try to explain to her and she just does the confused head tilt
this is one of my favorite adventure time clips for the sheer density of nonsense per second delivered in the most deadpan voice imaginable
you poke me and i explode into gore and viscera and blood all over all over the room like some kind of naval sea mine if it was made of meat
so many amazing words in the english language. you have clandestine and precarious and serendipity and iconoclast and then you also have staunch and sludge and slurp and smudge
my beautiful wife that is scared of a closed window at night
"Oh, boy! I just got two asks! Whatever could they be!" The humble inbox:
make her skin darker!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who's my good little email slut?
*test driving a car with the salesperson in the car with me* hey do you mind if i test the sound system with my music?
yeah sure go ahead
*connect my mp3 player*
*song starts and the vocals are clearly my voice*
i love crashing my car, crashing the car i'm driving is my favourite, the only thing i love more than crashing cars is crashing cars with other people in the car with me
pilot eyes
i love when people talk about "i heard the scariest broadcast intrusion in 1994 when i was 12 somebody took over the radio station and played something creeeepy perhaps it was some kind of freaky government program or maybe some kind of shadowy cult?!" Like no. No. I can tell you what that was. That was a teenager who learned how to mess with am radio stations and thiught it would be really funny if he played some scary sounds to freak old people out. And you know what? It was really funny. That guy was awesome. He is probably like 52 and boring now but that guy ruled