i like dogs

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Aegon: I just want you to love me.

Alicent: Aegon, how could you say such a thing? I love you with all my heart.

Aegon: You do?

Alicent: Of course. I just don't like you.

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Robb: Wow, Tywin really hates us, Theon!

Theon: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.

Robb: But we're not gay, Theon.

Theon: We're not?!?!?

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asoiaf textposts part 6

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asoiaf textposts part 5

[ladyantiheroine]

Hughie Campbell is miserable all the time because he’s not living his true purpose, which is being a stay-at-home tradhusband to Annie January.

[girlfailure3000]

no, criston cole did not have power over rhaenyra

he was a common born dornishman and she was a crown princess.

'oh but he had sex with her' HE WAS ASSAULTED

he said yes to try and protect himself. both options could have gotten him killed. but maybe, just maybe, if he did what rhaenyra wanted then he would have her help.

But no.

she also ignored him saying no multiple times and trying to leave.

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hate when people say aegon ii parallels aerion bcs fuck no

if anything he mirrors daeron:

depressed

alchoholics

eldest son

little bit fruity

reject targaryen identity

undervalued and underestimate

want to protect their family but don't know how to go about it

parents take anger out on them

greasy ass hair

want to escape royal responsibility

both try and run away

sad sexy wet eyes

my wife

[girlfailure3000]

stannis needs to get the stick out of his ass and get davos up in there instead

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Alicent: Lately, some of you have been a little...out of sorts.

[Otto lowers his head]

Alicent: Erratic.

[Aemond whistles]

Alicent: Unreliable.

[Criston rolls his eyes]

Alicent: Down right sloppy.

[Aegon arches his eyebrow]

Alicent: Except you, Gwayne. You've been great.

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Aegon: What did you do with the body?

Aemond: What didn’t I do with the body?

Aegon:

Aemond: Okay, that sounded a lot weirder than I intended. I disposed of the body respectfully.

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Theon: (about sansa and margaery) that looks very gay

Robb: are you looking in the mirror

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Aegon: you know, you can solve your problems without violence

Aemond: okay, but consider: I’m really, really good at violence

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Daemon: YOU'RE JUST A CHEAP FUCKING KNOCKOFF

Aemond: No, I'm the upgrade

[girlfailure3000]

I genuinely don't understand biphobia because my girlfriend is bi and she's so cool and i love her so much like ur hating on MY GIRLFRIEND do u not realise that

[girlfailure3000]

i get that criston called rhaenyra a cvnt but let's also consider that he apologised almost immediately and he's also saying this abt a woman who sexually assaulted him

[mynotsospecialworldasafan]

just a heads up, I despise the author of Harry Potter but sadly Scorbus and therefore Cursed Child is one of my hyperfixations HELP

[girlfailure3000]

after rewatching the cursed child this has never been so accurate

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