[title of blog]

Child of Thesbos, born under Venus 18/California

[mugglesofficial]

me: sees a tall white boy me @ myself: youre better than this

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[possumest]

ok tom holland is cute and all but he constantly looks like he’s hiding a frog in his mouth and it’s uncomfortably hopping around in there but he can’t open his mouth or the frogs gonna escape

[meatpulp]

[roofbeams-deactivated20180202]

I’m a … theatre. artist. why do I do, the work? for one reason: to BORE my friends. the FEELING of making my friends sit through three hours of my BOLD choices, and relate to none of it, it’s, electric! why theatre will never die: because our friends and family have to KEEP coming. BOLD theatre is supposed to make you ask questions, questions like, WHY is he barefoot? I hope he doesn’t get NUDE like last time. can I pull the fire alarm to end this sooner? if I fill my cheeks up with enough air will I float away like a BAlloon? I’m a very horny person. that’s why I get into the work.

[girlfromhotlinebling]

n/o but my friend was talking to me about how rejecting guys made me feel really guilty and then he asked me out 

[niceshibe]

i can be your angle…. or yuor devil

[girlfromhotlinebling]

i think??? im going on a date tomorrow????

[erevshelshoshanim]

Lesbian culture is not wanting to casually date and just waiting to meet your wife

[erevshelshoshanim]

I cant believe we’re all just waiting for our wives

[girlfromhotlinebling]

girlfromhotlinebling:

n/o but ive been talking to my roommate for like 2 minutes and i already feel like we’re best friends forever??????????

this is objectively funny

[girlfromhotlinebling]

i am less forgiving!!! thats my new thing!!! fuck w me once and ur done for!!! 

[thegaywomenchannel]

[ohboyitshya]

me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that’s enough vowels the french language: youe fooule…. youe insouelente cowèurde

[meanplastic]

[naturallyverybeautiful]

me thinking about myself: She’s cute I support Her

[thexfiles]

Anxiety: look out me: for what Anxiety: look out

[girlfromhotlinebling]

drunk friend 1: “if beauty was on a scale from 1 to 7, you’d be a nine”

drunk friend 2: “no claire is a 10 always”

drunk friend 1: “ya maybe on a scale from 1 to 8″

[chessys]

i want 2 be a she really did that!! kind of girl but i dont Do anything