girl meets incorrect quotes

It doesn't get any easier. You have to stay close to the people you trust so they can put you back together again.

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Maya: Get ripped. Eat pasta. Be gay.

Riley: The only thing I rip is packages of pasta open with my gay hands.

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Lucas: Zay and Smackle? I don't see it.

Maya:

Lucas: Oh, God, now I see it.

Maya:

Lucas: Maya, I can't stop seeing it.

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Maya: You aren’t coming with me?

Cory: Maya, I’m not your dad.

Maya:

Cory:

Cory: [hands her a lunchbox]

Cory: Here are your sandwiches. I’ll pick you up at five.

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I really like your profile picture

thanks :)

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Smackle: I'm going to take it slow tonight.

Smackle, 5 minutes later: Aaaaaand I'm drunk.

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Riley: Okay, so tell me, when exactly will I be allowed to hang out with Lucas?

Cory: When I'm dead. Plus three days, just to make sure I'm dead.

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Farkle: [falls]

Farkle: I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

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Maya: I keep saying things I regret

Lucas: Have you considered not saying things?

Maya: Haha.

[Maya pulls out a megaphone]

Maya: No.

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Cory: Don't you miss the vivid imagination of childhood?

Farkle: I never had one.

Cory: An imagination or a childhood?

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(Cerca. 3 AM)

Farkle: I just calculated. I’m 100 kilos and I just ate 800 grams of ravioli. Like a whole fucking can. That means I’m 0.8% ravioli.

Maya: It’s 3am, what the fuck?

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Riley: [sees a fat cat]

Riley, in tears: You are so fucking big I love you…

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Riley: You were reading my diary again, weren’t you?

Farkle: How can you tell?

Riley: You corrected all my spelling mistakes.

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Zay: Over here, old friend. In case you haven’t noticed, you’ve fallen right into my trap.

Lucas: You can’t trap justice. It’s an idea! A belief!

Zay: Well, even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time!

Lucas: Justice is a noncorrosive metal!

Zay: But metals can be melted by the heat of revenge!

Lucas: It’s REVENGE, and it’s best served cold!

Zay: But it could be easily reheated, in the microwave of evil!

Lucas: Well, I think your warranty is about to expire!

Zay: Maybe I’ve got an extended warranty!

Lucas: Warranties are invalid if you don’t use the product for its intended purpose!

Farkle: [groans] Girls, girls! You’re both pretty! Can I go home now?

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Riley: There has to be something that makes you cry. What if you saw a three-legged puppy?

Zay: [starts to cry]

Smackle: I’d be sad, sure, but I wouldn’t cry.

Riley: What if the puppy said ‘Help me, Smackle! All the other puppies pick on me!’?

Zay: [cries harder]

Smackle: Cry? I’ve just found a talking puppy, I’m rich!

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Maya: My dad always said that if all the other kids were jumping off a cliff, I should, too.

Riley: He told you that?

Maya: He wasn’t a nurturer.

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Riley: Maya! How did you get in here?

Maya: Oh, uh, through the hole in the middle of your floor.

Riley: But I don’t have a hole in my floor.

Maya: [holding a shovel] You do now.

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Riley: Today is the day we reveal to the galaxy the “League Of Villainous Evildoers United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness!

Farkle:

Lucas:

Maya: You want us to be called… L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.?