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i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

satusepiida

His ghost is setting those cars on fire actually

coyotegestalt

I hadn’t really considered “the agnostic demigod of electromagnetism is the reason Musk’s companies fail” before, but I like the concept.

blackwoolncrown

Let’s help him out. Likes charge, reblogs cast

jaydove-writes

Nikola Tesla is a son of Hephaestus for sure.

onepeaceman-deactivated20250420

The best way to avenge Nikola Tesla ..

1. Someone buys Twitter

2. Profits

3. Creates a new and better car company called Nikola

4. Actually helps people with a focus on mutual aid, self sustainability, and unconditional regard

5. Company gets more patents which moves us closer to a post scarcity world

...

Companies I think could buy Twitter?

1. Cards Against Humanity already has a thing against them

2. The Onion recently got a hold of Info Wars

3. Wikipedia and Wikileaks

4. Ao3

5. Lil Nas X bc that would be so fuckinh funny for many reasons:

a. Opposite of divorced dad energy

b. Queer bipoc man

c. X in name

Thoughts? Additions?

a-list-of-moods

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer.

girlnamedtsu

“But I burn, Mr. A.” “So do I, Mr. J!” I refuse to apologize for this.

girlnamedtsu

Time for this post again!

girlnamedtsu

And it’s back!

girlnamedtsu

At this point, how could I not?

#4th of july #batman #independence day #1776 musical #cheesy jokes

thedankmemes

heathyr

i think we should all get tomorrow off for no particular reason. the next day too. maybe all the days

ablogformyart

cricut: media ↳ ash kelley quote from morbid: a true crime podcast’s “episode 205: richard beasley “the other craigslist killer”” (jan 2023)

whyactlikeahuman

quasikool

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

dornish-queen

It’s back!!!🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

borderlinexcrazy

any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second

enki2

thebelchers

spider-starry

Oh shit this is a rare chance to reblog this!! This only comes on the calendar once every couple of years!!

zevveli

So for those of you wondering, this happens 4 times in a 28 year period. If it is not a leap year when the first day of the year is Saturday, and if it is a leap year when the first day of the year is Friday. So this will happen again in 2033, 2039, 2044, 2050, 2061, 2067, 2072, 2078, 2089, and 2095. 2100 will not be a leap year so the first calendar with this feature in the next century will be 2101, followed by 2107, 2112, 2118, 2129, and the cycle repeats.

funnytwittertweets

prokopetz

I’ve seen a lot of videos going around of urban-dwelling critters coming to humans for help with various problems, ranging from boxes stuck on their heads to young trapped down a storm drain, and it’s gotten me to thinking:

On the one hand, it’s kind of fascinating that they know to do that.

On the other hand, setting any questions of how this sort of behaviour must have arisen aside for the nonce, does it ever strike you how weird it is that we’ve got a whole collection of prey species whose basic problem-solving script ends with the step “if all else fails, go bother one of the local apex predators and maybe they’ll fix the problem for no reason”?

roachpatrol

well, come to think of it, we’re at the top of the food chain but we almost exclusively hunt and kill prey out in the country.

raccoons and possums and foxes and crows all succeed in an urban environment because they’re opportunistic and observant. and almost none of them would have observed us pounce on one of their species and then start eating it, you know? a lot of them would have observed that we scream and chase them out of wherever we don’t want them to be, but other animals are territorial too. but there’s a number of situations where humans feed whoever’s bold enough to take them up on the offer, and we do tend to pull garbage off of other animals as soon as they slow down enough for us to catch. ‘a human got me but nothing bad happened’ is a much more frequent thing than ‘a human got me and tried to eat me’.

anyway like, we’re masters of our environment, we make weird shit happen all the time, we have lots of great food and sometimes we share, and we almost never eat someone. it makes sense for urban animals, over the last century or so, to just keep an eye out for opportunities to use us, and to pass the habit on to their kids.

tsfennec

It really is a weird, funny thing. Like yeah, technically they’re predators, and they get pretty screamy, especially if you try to take any of their stuff… but given the chance it seems like they’d rather help us out and sometimes they’ll just randomly give you food, so???

I mean, I guess in fairytales and myths we’ve got our fair share of stories about dangerous people/creatures who might well kill you or otherwise ruin your life, but to whom people nonetheless turn for help in desperate circumstances. So it’s not like the perspective is exactly a foreign thing to our own mindset, really… It’s just that, y’know, we can’t actually go make a deal with the faeries when there’s something we can’t figure out.

(Which brings me to an interesting thought about the ubiquitous rule about never eating the faery food lest you find yourself forever unsatisfied with anything in the human world - and the potential parallels to the dangers of feeding wildlife human food lest they become addicted and too tame and dependent to be safe for either themselves or us. Hmm.)

absurdistocchiolism

Okay, but that last bit with the Fae…makes almost perfect sense.

Of the stories I’ve read, the food of the Fae, its origins and effects, are often strange and/or obscure.- Just like our food to most animals.

The Fae are strange beings that seem to know weird things that give them power or an edge over us.- Just like us to animals.

The Fae work and live by strange rules also often nonsensical or obscure to us.- Just like us to animals.

The Fae can easily obtain vast amounts of things we consider rare/precious/desireable, and have no problem with dishing it out wantonly for no other reason than amusement.- Just like us to animals.

The Fae sometimes are amused by having us around, but only on their terms and IF it amuses/intrigues them.- Just like us to animals.

GUYS, I SENSE A PATTERN….

roachpatrol

-they have arcane social conventions and the punishment for not paying the correct respects right is banishment, if you’re lucky, and death if you’re not.

-they have wild and unexpected parties where you’d least expect to find them, but if you’re bold enough to entertain them they’ll feed you and caress you and play with you all night.

-time runs strangely in their realm. their homes are summerlands: warm and bright, no matter the season. there is always fruit on their tables. but not everyone who comes in from the cold is let back out again.

-their games are cruel and complex and unfair, but if you can beat them by their own rules you will access riches beyond imagining.

-sometimes they just fucking fuck with you, the fuckheads.

-they will absolutely steal your children away. when your children return— if they ever do— they will come back strange. they will know things they shouldn’t. they won’t know things that they should. your strange children might survive, might even prosper, might take wives and husbands and have children of their own. but they will always be marked by their time away from your world.

-the price for pissing them off is always death. sometimes just you. sometimes your whole community.

-if you are very good, and very smart, and very brave, they will grant your wish.