[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[givealittle]

they knew not to let me watch vanderpump rules as it was airing because i would have killed james kennedy with my own two hands

[reputayswift]

I think Swifties should be more normal about Olivia

[reputayswift]

Is Olivia “ragebaiting” Swifties or do Swifties just see Taylor parallels in everything?

[givealittle]

what if they did father's day to momo ayase

[givealittle]

taking a combined 15 courses over the next two semesters + summer period. Girl Sure.

[faithlesslovee]

do you listen to muna. have you listened to muna. will you listen to muna. when will you listen to muna.

[givealittle]

i have no power over the highs and lows. i can only control my reactions.

[givealittle]

breaking up with my boyfriend today everyone cheer!

[transcmd]

dash simulator:

MUTUAL 1: i fucking hate the toronto maple leafs

MUTUAL 2: GO LEAFS GO🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁

MUTUAL 3: im going to kill myself

TUMBLR AD: DOWNLOAEDD AI PUSSY RIGHT NOW!!

MUTUAL 4: and FUCK the sharks

MUTUAL 5: (blocked tag)

MUTUAL 6: 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈

MUTUAL 7: i saw a bjrd trday :3 🐦

TUMBLR AD: my bittch wife and oiur uglyl fucicmjng duaghter are in a windy cabin and onlly you can save them

[givealittle]

do not ever ever EVER get attached to a podcast. you could have been listening to that shit since you were in 8th grade and then. it just ends. out of nowhere. and your Podcast is gone.

[givealittle]

Friday vs Sunday btw. from no new ep today, sorry! to No New Episodes Ever. this is maybe the worst thing to ever happen to me.

[givealittle]

do not ever ever EVER get attached to a podcast. you could have been listening to that shit since you were in 8th grade and then. it just ends. out of nowhere. and your Podcast is gone.

[givealittle]

madame web is a perfect movie when you watch it as a superhero satire. offensively good. you Need to watch madame web.

[sailorsleepymoon]

homewrecker by sombr is so interesting because I think it’s the only song I’ve ever heard that not just doesn’t have any contempt for the person in the situation who’s cheating, but also has nothing bad to say about that person’s original partner. Usually the only situation we as a society condone cheating is when a person is with a partner who treats them poorly but for some reason they cant leave. In that situation, you can imagine someone writing a song like “fuck that person they’re dirt I love you and you deserve to be treated so much better.”

Homewrecker isn’t like that at all. It literally has the line “I don’t wanna talk down on your lover/I don’t wanna be a homewrecker,” and also doesn’t acknowledge the fact that the person the song is directed at is doing something pretty shitty by cheating.

honestly maybe it’s not even a song directed to a person who’s cheating it could be for a woman who’s polyamorous and he just wants to be her main partner. I didn’t ever consider that. Maybe I’m a bad person

[givealittle]

back on this but the sabrina carpenter lolita conversation is a good demonstration of how everything has just been reduced to aesthetics. there is almost no overlap between the subject matter, but nobody engages with that so who cares!

[skatingsplits]

we all good? we all feeling okay? we all doing fine?

[guiltfactory]

the "my favorite character did nothing wrong" mindset is completely unappealing to me because i love thinking about all the things my favorite characters did wrong

[aplpaca]

PSA for anyone in Florida who likes animals and can reasonably access nearby beaches: Florida Audubon and the Florida Shorebird Alliance are looking for volunteers to sign up for timeslots as shorebird stewards! As a shorebird steward, you can take shifts monitoring the nesting areas of shorebirds like terns and plovers to make sure that random beachgoers don't disturb the nests (these areas are generally roped off) or accidentally harm the chicks.

So you would get to hang out on a beach for a couple hours and see some of these guys and also help keep them safe! (And also get something volunteering and wildlife-related to put on a resume if you need/want that)

(Least Terns, photo by Dann DeBlois)

Shifts are whatever you can sign up for, so you don't need to have the same time available every week (or even take a slot every week) and Audubon provides training, so there's no prior experience needed!

You can sign up here for more info if you're interested!

Pls reblog if you can, since they're really in need of volunteers atm

Whomstdve

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Voting ended onMay 8