meet me in montauk

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[zeetannas]

i dont love anyone except killjoy feminists

[swirlingyouintomypoems]

ashton lansdell I am in love with you

[swirlingyouintomypoems]

yall ever try to watch baseball and realize you literally don't know anything about baseball

[napoleononthebellerophon]

how mom influencers feel supplying pedophiles on the internet with endless pictures and videos of their children along with their name age daily schedule and exact location

[funstyle]

"the brands cool girls are wearing" "5 sweet treats for cool girls" "the cool girl playlist for summer" nuh uh uhhhh!! ☝️ nope! not how that works!!!!! there's actually nothing less cool than needing to be told what you should enjoy (and by enjoy i mean consume) and while i'm at it "niche" and "esoteric" are not the proper words to describe trends with

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

“MSG, man. I always told myself I’d go for a playoff game when the Knicks were rockin’, and my wife went when I was stuck in mini-camp, so I didn’t get my opportunity to go then. But it’s kinda cool to be able to live out my childhood dream of being in that venue, the Mecca of all sports venues, being able to get married there. I can’t thank the owners of MSG for allowing us to get the opportunity to do that, knowing that we wanted a private event and everything, so it was perfect. And the AC was cooking baby, that was the best part.”

— Travis Kelce at a Kansas City Chiefs press conference on getting married at Madison Square Garden (x)

[laterkiss]

i am like the breadloser of the family

[minotauri]

THERE ARE SO MANY MASCS!!!! HEAVEN IS REAL AND IT IS IN [checks notes] ILLINOIS

[citrusfables]

Is There Anybody Out There—Lord Huron || Project Hail Mary

this flopped HARD on TikTok but perhaps tumblr will appreciate it more idk lol

[eldritchbauble]

My old person take today is that I feel like people have normalized being on your phone every single moment including when you're spending "quality" time with others so much that they're defensive if someone isn't ok with it. Yes, you have a problematic relationship with your phone and social media if you physically cannot put it down for a couple of hours to like, have dinner with your friends. It's a show of respect for other people's time and energy as well as important to be present and connect with people around you. Your parents who told you no phone at the table were right for that one.

[swirlingyouintomypoems]

I kinda forgot about it but kiss all the time disco occasionally is very good I enjoy it greatly

[coyotette]

[whitechadwarden-deactivated2025]

[sport-news-daily]

many sports are currently being rewired to be for lesbian perverts

[nonbinary-octopus]

hello I notice that you are attempting to access my webbed site from a phone. did you know we have an app? I will redirect you to the app store so y— oops it looks like you tried to load the webpage again, it's okay I will show you to the app sto— no, no, it's okay this happens all the time, I know you didn't really want to access the actual website on your phone, that's why we have an app! let me take you to the app store where you can download it

[theonion]

Startled at how their festering resentment all but vanished, local couple Steve Ewer and Heather Larson, who sources said were on the verge of breaking up Thursday, had a mind-blowing visit to Shedd Aquarium. “It’s seemed for a while now like any day we were going to reach our breaking point, but then we got to the aquarium and everything suddenly changed,” said Ewer, explaining that, despite the two of them having been unhappy for quite some time, all the animosity seemed to melt away as they watched a sea turtle and a manta ray swim by them amidst swirling schools of colorful tropical fish.

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[goofstep]

dump your stupid boyfriend get your ass online and scroll past my post

[joggersspringsummer]