Not Now Sweetie, Mommy’s Playing Sims

Ava 26 They/She

[bippus]

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

[my-little-world-of-sunlight]

Guess where my horse slept last night

[y2kbro]

[probuccalfat]

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

[probuccalfat]

we’re all on the only social media that matters and this is why.

[flopstat]

i think abt anne rice’s answer to “what are your work habits for a novel?” probably every single day

[flopstat]

[daria-argento]

Will the owner of the green amoeba please come to the parking lot? Your amoeba is being towed 🦠

[sandmandaddy69]

[thisisdaddyspage]

Daddy what happens if we break one of your rules

Thats not alowed

[sandmandaddy69]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[markovchaingang]

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[sandmandaddy69]

[peaceandlove26]

ppl who hate chihuahuas are nothing to me

[glameowr]

this is my chihuaua Pee Pee he sleeps on a bed of Amoeba he has no morals and he eats cytoplasm

[feldfrog]

Children would be so jealous if they knew how many stickers we have in dive bar bathrooms

[queer-as-city-folk]

tumblr users are living in a world wholly their own which I can not help but envy

[escuerzoresucitado]