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dmv: can i have you birth certificate
me: i dont have it but you can trust! šāļø
dmv: ok! šāļøhere is your license
me: its so small and cute! š³
dmv: just like you! āŗļø
[trying to be a feminist ally] A womanās smile is just as good as a manās smile [notices audience shaking their heads] A womanās smile is- is better than a manās smile [audience looks confused] A womanās smile is worth ten menās smiles! [audience wants to leave] Wait! A⦠A womanās smile is worth exactly as much as a gay guyās smile [audience sits back down and applauds]
Cupid Carving His Bow (detail) by Parmigianino (c. 1533-1535)
āLeopard and Deerā, 1912 by Robert W. Chandler
Richard Artschwager (American, 1923-2013), Horizontal Landscape with Blue Mountains, 2010. Pastel on handmade paper, 18 x 23 5/8 in.
FFXIVWrite2022: #1 Cross
Dark. Damp. This basket proves itself alike to the deep Wood in many ways, but still her vines push stubbornly through the woven reeds only to wither and die in sunlight just beyond them. The Woman chides, but her voice is low and sweetāas Hers had been, when she could hear it. The Woman who, she is certain, has crossed that fabled threshold at the edge of the Wood, and now her heart is spared the desert only by its prison.
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The tenth sun of the Fourth Astral Moon was bright as pain when Yantaa slipped out of Ala Gannha with her fellow traitors-in-arms, searing her eyes whenever she was weak enough to look back to the mountain she had called home. It was a weakness she succumbed to just once; Yantaa was ever a quick learner, no matter what the Fist of Rhalgr would have the others believe.
When Yantaa ventured through the Last Forest, there were no fewer than one hundred in her company; by the time they had reached the Velodyna, the sun had set in Gyr Abania ā and on twenty exiles. Weeping Cough from the Bloodgliders, felling even the most robust knuckledancers among them; a gaganaās razor sharp talons, permanently silencing a handful of mages; heatstroke, snuffing out the oldest Mole among them. As each of them fell, one by one, Yantaa had looked upon their faces with dry eyes and commanded the others to salvage what they could ā and burn what they couldnāt.
There was no shrine built to honor the memory of people who had believed in the king - who now believe in the Corpse Brigade - but the group carved a path through the sarcosuchuses until they reached the Pall of Clarity and stood beneath it. There the spray of the waterfall wiped away their tears and the roar muffled their anguished sobs until wordlessly they moved as a unit to make camp for the night.
Silence settled on the group as a stone, stifling idle chatter even from the youths that had darted between their legs and chased after each other with sticks in their hands at the start of their journey. It was as if they could all sense it: the first step out of Gyr Abanian soil. The first of many borders they would cross until they would reach Gridania ā then Ulādah ā then the southernmost part of Thanalan that was not already claimed by the Amaljāaa or the Drakes, until eventually the newer wave of refugees would oust them from Little Ala Mhigo and force them to draw up borders of their own in the Sepulchre.
But many sennights stood upon the border of reality and possibility, and in that moment all the exiles linked their arms together and left Gyr Abania as one.
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In the high cold sunlight of a spring morning the people from across the ridge came over, crossing two by two into the grey valley. Joha, eldest of her sisters, rose early and left the house even before she woke, and when at last the girl stepped out into the huge brightness of the morning she saw her walking out along the high path, keeping pace with the visitors and then rushing ahead, laughing. That path was old and narrow, nearly invisible, but she and all her sisters had walked it since they were children. They could have made their way up the ridge and down to the riverbank even in very deep night.Ā
The people from across the ridge were much like herself, much like her mother; in fact many of them were sisters to her mother. They spoke sweetly to her, told her how tall she had come since last they saw her, how soon the summer would be here ā at the riverbank the flowers were already near budding. Joha had come into her womanhood a few years before, though sheād kept to the house to help with the goats in the last winters.
The best of the visitors was Myrt, tall and heavy, who had been at her motherās side since before the girlās birth, through passions that warmed and cooled and sometimes grew icy. In recent years she had left the valley to live in the east as a wanderer. āOur river widens down the way,ā Myrt had said. āIād like to learn to sail. Perhaps Iāll pass the learning on to you when I return.ā That made her mother grimace strangely. Two years had passed now, and if Myrt learned anything from her kinfolk down the river, she said nothing of it to the girl ā but when she came back over the ridge she brought a set of beautifully carven dolls. The girl was by now too old for these things, but they might be passed down to Pjel, the youngest, and anyway they were fine to admire at least for a whileā¦
āIt might be a late summer,ā said the girl, speaking into the noontide air.Ā
Myrt sat behind her, braiding her hair so tight it tingled. āIt might, sweet thing. Why do you wish for that?āĀ
āIt makes no difference to me.āĀ
People often spoke about the springtime in terms of leaping, running, waking from sleep. Each year as the heat rose and the flies began to bite a scattered few children in the valley woke into womanhood or into manhood ā so her mother had told it to her.
Myrt only made a slight deep hum. In the darkness of the house she had heard that hum a thousand times, her mother and Myrt speaking quick and low to each other by the hearth, in the half light. Her mother who wanted to bare her whole spirit to someone, and Myrt who only wanted to hum.Ā
āItāll be a long walk,ā said the girl, after a while.
āYour father and all his fathers made it.ā
Now the girl hummed, slight and reedy, feeling the braid pull at her scalp.
āSentinelā by Helene Knott
Valerius de Saedeleer Ā (1867ā1941) Snow Landscape in Flanders, 1931. Oil. Museum of Fine Arts Ghent (MSK)
gene wolfe, the book of the new sun
(perusing journal articles about the latest world events with increasing consternation until at last i can remain silent no more) cabbage is strong lettuce š³ā¼ļø
some people like to skip pebbles across the pond, but i like to just throw them in... more fun that way ^_^