Lucie𝜗𝜚

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Literally what’s the point.

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How can you can not commit to a woman like her. How could you even look yourself in the mirror every day after fumbling a woman like her. I would seriously blow my ever-loving brains out. Actually I wouldn’t have even been in the predicament to begin with. Who cheats on a woman like her besides a blind gay male who hates himself and his mother. Omfg. How can I avenge my close and personal friend Meg Thee Stallion. Oh Meg The Stallion my best friend Meg The Stallion. We’re really in it now Meg The Stallion.

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I loveeee typing up posts on my MacBook. I'm so Carrie Bradshaw right now.

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I can’t ever just accept a favor and leave it be. If you give me a ride, I’m paying for the gas. If you buy my meal, I’m getting dessert after. If you help me out in any way possible… fuck I’m sending you a gift card of some sort I don’t know. I consider any act of kindness against me ‘unrewarded’ and that’s just entirely not okay. I despise that I view all sweet acts as transactional but I just can’t help it. Maybe it’s my upbringing, I don’t know. It’s odd because I would never expect anyone to everrrrr repay me for anything I do out of the kindness of my heart but when it comes to me, I just can’t allow there to be anything left unfulfilled. What is wrong with me.

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And to my grandchildren I shall leave my tumblr login

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They have got to shoot that D4vd guy in his nutsack. Empty the clip. Hang him by his eyeballs. Smash his teeth with hammers. Wipe him plum off the planet entirely forever. I can’t even comprehend the atrocities he’s committed. What a purely deranged individual.

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Leftover Chipotle bowl and a nondairy sweet cream cold brew…

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So incredibly tired of films with low brightness. I’m not watching something I have to squint through. I can’t even pay attention to the damn storyline because I’m too distracted staring at my own reflection.

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Gen X women are such pick me Karen’s with the worst eating disorders imaginable. And I should know, I was raised by the world’s worst. Every day was Pick Me Starvageddon. Now that I’m married, if I so much as make a somewhat mean joke at my husband’s expense my mother suplexes me with about as much force as a meek and starved 5’8 woman can muster at nearly 60 years old.

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I feel like Katy Perry's gonna kill herself

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Spent the last 2+ hours forcing a way too thick nose ring into my almost entirely healed up piercing that has been empty since December. I had my foot up on the bathroom counter. Fingers all up in my nostrils. At one point I was so frustrated I wanted to sob and turn my nose inside out omfg. I got it through though. I don’t ever want to relive what I went through to get a pathetic little gold stud in my nose. How can I go eight years with a piercing and in just four months it becomes so treacherous. Whatever. I feel like myself again but at what cost. It’ll never come out ever again.

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The only person seeing heaven is Mariska Hargitay

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Gay men will say the most misogynistic thing about a woman then make this face 😟

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At least Zayn hit a man this time

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So the Zouis documentary was abruptly cancelled after a year of hard work and reconnection because a violent fight between them both broke out. And just like that they’re back to hating one another. It was truly all for nothing. Omfg Liam is in hell crying rn because even his death couldn’t keep these two from falling out again. Zayn is a demon with a track record tho lbr. We are neverrrr getting that documentary. Fuck my life. I just miss 1D so bad.