James Dashner: Newt is whatever you want him to be
me: alive
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James Dashner: Newt is whatever you want him to be
me: alive
2014 | 2015 | 2018
Thomas: Pfft, Newt and I don’t have pet names for one another, we’re cool
Minho: Um, sure. Okay… Thomas? What do bees make?
Thomas: Honey
Newt, from another room: Yes, dear?
Person: describe your crush in one word
Me: fictional
Caroline: FUCK!
Stefan: Language.
Damon: English.
Mom: What's that book you like where everybody dies?
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: Uhm
Me: Could you be a little more specific please
Rumor
Minho: There's a rumor going around, you know.
You: What rumor?
Minho: Apparently there's this guy who really likes you but doesnt have the guts to tell you.
You: Who is it?
Minho: He'd kill me if I told you.
You: I thought we were best friends.
Minho: He's also one of my best friends.
You: Minho, you're only other best friends are Thomas, and Newt and it's definitely not one of them.
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Thomas: Hey (Y/N), I heard about the guy who's in love with you.
You: Oh, so he's in love with me?
Newt: No he isnt.
You: Can't you shanks just admit that there is no guy. If there were, you'd at the least give me a name.
Thomas: Mm, no names. But you know him. *winks*
(walk away)
You: I know everyone in the bloody glade.
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Minho: Do you want to know more about your secret admirer?
You: Not really.
Minho: And why not?
You: Because you shanks are playing with me.
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Newt: You alright?
You: *laughs* Just doing my best to stay away from the boys and their secret admirer crap.
Newt: Don't think you have one?
You: Have you met the boys? Of course not. Besides if there were, I dont understand why he wouldn't talk to me.
Newt: Maybe he's afraid you won't like him back.
You: How will he ever know if he wont talk to me?
Newt: Give the shank a break, he's a shy one.
You: So you know him?
Newt: *under his breath* Better than you'd think.
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You: The hints you gave me about the guy.. Are they true?
Minho: Yeah he's a shy dude, one of my best friends and won't shut up about you when you're not around.
You: I think I have a clue about who it is.
Minho: It's not all that hard to tell if your pay attention to the way he looks at you.
You: What if it's the guy I'm thinking of?
Minho: I think you know exactly who he is, (Y/N).
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You: Guess what? I found out who the secret admirer is.
Newt: Oh..how?
You: Doesn't matter. Do you think now I know he'll grow a pair and ask me out?
Newt: If he does, will you say yes?
You: Only if he stops referring to himself in the third person.
Newt: Okay (Y/N), would you like to go out with me?
You: Y'know I always had a thing for boys with accents.
So go on, go home
Henry:Hey mummy, what was your and daddy's wedding like?
Elizabeth:We were in the middle of a war inside a giant maelstrom, as the ships were going down we were fighting Navy soldiers and pirates left and right while reciting our vows with the help of Barbossa who kept the ceremony going, it was fucking awesome.
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mom: why are you smiling at your phone? is a cute boy texting you?
me: yeah, you could say that
me: *continues to read smutty fanfiction*
No but really imagine the Gladers doing an Easter eggs hunt
Newt: I WANT ALL THE CHOCOLATES !
Minho: I'll hide my easters eggs where nobody could find them
Gally: WHO THE FUCK IS HIDING ONIONS
Minho finds your diary
Minho: Guess what I found?
Thomas: What is it?
Minho: Y/N's diary! With this lil book that she-bean will listen to my every command!
Thomas : Why?
Minho: Because it's probably filled with sappy stuff about Newt! This will be fun let's read it. *opens the books*
Thomas: What does it say?
Minho:..... Dear diary I'm sure that Shank Minho will somehow get his hands on this so I'm going to fill it with thoughts about how lame and annoying he is, and how his hair is worse than hay.
Thomas: .. You were right, this will be fun.
Minho: Wipe that grin of your face shank.
Sweet dreams
(Y/N, Thomas and Minho talking)
Minho: What are you smiling about she-bean?
Y/N: Nothing, just thought of a dream I had last night.
Thomas: Were we in it?
Y/N: I said it was a dream, not a nightmare.