You Can Call Me Captain Gally

• Eline • she/her • 20 •

[gladerscake]

Gally: I had a terrible dream last night, you were in it.

Thomas: And?

Gally: What do you mean “and”?

[subjecta9]

Newt: What’s a six letter word for disappointment?

Thomas: Thomas

Newt:

Newt: Thomas do you need to talk

[subjecta9]

Gally: I’m going to get a glass of water

Thomas: Can you get me a glass too?

Gally: *brings empty glass*

Thomas: …

[subjecta9]

Thomas: If you water water it grows

Minho: No, no. He’s got a point

[subjecta9]

Thomas: Last time, I almost killed everybody.

Newt: And what did you learn from that?

Thomas: Lessons, I guess.

[subjecta9]

Thomas: I do what I want

Minho: I’m telling Newt

Thomas: No wait-

[subjecta9]

Gally to Thomas

Gally: The hospital called

Gally: Your test results came out positive

Gally: You’re a stage five dumbass

[subjecta9]

Minho: Someone’s coming. Someone you don’t like.

Gally: That could be anyone!

[n3wt-th0m4s]

goodnight to-

dumbasses who are weirdly good at solving puzzles:

bisexuals with the bisexual™ haircut:

guys who could literally survive anything:

bitches who make great soup:

bitches who deserved better:

bitches:

bitches who are in love with their best friend:

dilfs:

and guys who probably have a fucking peanut allergy:

[gladerscake]

Newt: But most importantly, never, ever, go out into the maze.

Thomas:

[subjecta9]

Gally: You know… You’re not pleasant when you’re like this, Thomas.

Thomas: I’m always like this.

Gally: My point exactly.

[subjecta9]

Minho: Could you please not Thomas this into a worse situation than it already is.

Thomas: Did you just use my name as a verb?

Newt: Yeah. We do that a lot when you’re not around.

[subjecta9]

Sonya: You know, when you meet someone for the first time and it’s new and exciting. You know that rush?

Aris: No. See, when I first meet somebody it’s usually panic, anxiety and a great deal of sweating.

[gladerscake]

Thomas: Come on, guys, have I ever put you in a dangerous situation?

Minho: Yes.

Newt:  Almost constantly.

Thomas: Then you should be used to it.

[subjecta9]

Book VS movie [Alby]

Movie Alby: I do love working here. It’s just- we all have lots of laughs.

Book Alby: Shuck off Thomas. I’m not going to your shucking baby shower.

[subjecta9]

Minho: You could’ve died, Thomas!

Thomas: The Med-Jack said all my bleeding was internal.

Thomas: That’s where the blood’s supposed to be.

[subjecta9]

Newt: Thomas, this is the worst thing you’ve ever done!

Thomas: You say that so much, it’s lost all meaning.