Glamorous Hot Dog

For the love of the everyday, common wiener. <3

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LONGER! DEEPER! HARDER!! FASTER!!!!

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(I'm totally thinking about you're grandma and getting a boner.)

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Ball sweat.

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Nothing says "I love you" more than your lesbian lover putting on the lip gloss and bringing you home a bouquet full of exotic wieners. Better step your game up, 'cause you know this chick comes correct in the romance dept, has a good grip, and can tongue-fuck a pussy waaaay better than you ever thought of kid. You're wife already forgot about you.

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THIS IS HOW YOU WORK A FUCKING HOT DOG!! That's a pro-grip right here, kids.

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Psssst........it's called food. (You should try it sometime.

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Real art.

[mercurysailor]

Just found these ornaments in a Christmas box. #wtf #idek

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Boyish.

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[embarassingnetflixqueue]

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Sailor Moon tube steak shower.

[thesilentsolipsist]

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Groceries.

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[coyotelaughslikeman]

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Obviously a paid actor.

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[ladyfischl]

Day 25 – A song that makes you laugh → Hot Dog by LMFAO

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Theme song.