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@glamourchicken
i hate these fucking things!
@ Freddy Fazbear®’s Mega Pizza Plex™ we’d prefer if u used age appropriate language!! 🥳🙌🎂 🍰🎈🎉 🎁
😯😯😯 Michael!!!! Tht’s not Fazbear™ appropriate!!!
definitely not the worst thing done to the pizzas.
logged the fuck in.
logged the fuck in two.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!! 🪅🎈🎉🥳🎊🎁🎂❤️
😯😯😯 Michael!!!! Tht's not Fazbear™ appropriate!!!
aerobics chicken my beloved
Based on my headcanon that Chica's the only Glamrock who isn't freaked out by the Daycare Attendant (Click for better resolution)
@ Freddy Fazbear®'s Mega Pizza Plex™ we'd prefer if u used age appropriate language!! 🥳🙌🎂 🍰🎈🎉 🎁
logged the fuck in.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!!🎉🎂🍰🎈🎁
i ❤️birthday parties!! happy 1 yr egg!!🎉🥳🎂🎈🎁🎊🤡🥚🥚🥚
[Another video is posted, this time of a wide table laden with pizza and pop, plastic cups, cartons of ice cream and best of all
The cake.
The cake itself resembles a massive sunny side up fried egg, with the whites composed of several dozen cupcakes in close proximity to each other.
The frosting has been applied in such a way that gives the illusion of one continuous surface.
The level of detail is astounding, the edges have that slightly crispy golden brown look to them.
But the real marvel is the fat golden yolk in the center of it all.
It's so slick and lifelike that there's no way that it's frosting.
Perched on top of the yolk is a single glamrock Chica shaped birthday candle, flickering with pink fire.
Jack walks into frame, holding Egg, the baby of the hour.
Relatives and guests quietly crowd around, as Egg is placed on a stack of books behind the cake.
Her eyes are wide and glittering, just like the real jewels on her little golden crown.
The room falls silent, so quiet that we can hear Egg purring.
Offscreen, a violin beings to play and everyone begins to sing.
"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Egg! Happy birthday to you... and many mooooore!"
Egg squeals and grins as Jack lifts her up so she can blow out her candle.
Everyone applauds.
Egg also applauds!
Someone hands her a real (if small) sword and Egg takes a moment to marvel it at before plunging it into the cake-yolk.
A flood of rich yellow lemon curd oozes from the hole she's made and flows onto the cupcakes below.
The crowd oohs and ahhs.
Jack puffs up proudly, "Alright everybody, dig in before Egg eats the whole thing by herself."
And with that, the crowd descends to FEAST]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EGG! evry1 say HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
🎉🥳🎂🎈🎁🎊🤡🥚🥚🥚
music man wont actually b making an apearance bc hes 2 BIG! but he did rite sum jams JUST 4 US!! he will b there in spirit ❤️❤️
BTW! come in next wednesday 2 MAZERCISE™ 4 a workout tht will trans4m u this summer!! FEATURING my friend DJMM!!!🎵🎧
@asmallredlight
[A picture of Egg in a hot pink diaper with black zigzag patterns on it, like something you'd see in the 80s. She's wearing a matching scrunchy in her hair. Next to the Aforementioned image is one of glamrock Chica, the pattern on Egg's diaper matches one of Chica's leg warmers and the way Their hair is done is nearly identical]
Chica pants
OMG! i ❤️ my biggest fan!!🥚
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