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since it’s midnight here already, happy november 5th, can’t believe it’s already been 5 years
last time eddie chose something it was to restart with shannon and she chose being a mother to chris than being a wife and therefore choosing to put chris first every time means he will never be alone and will always have him [8x09 choosing between you and my son you will lose every time] but doesn’t want to touch on the void of shannon because it symbolizes him not being enough that she couldn’t chose both of them, he needs to find a way to see that he can have both things in life a relationship with his son and someone else. with ana she played the part to a point but was still under the ploy of choosing a mother for chris, putting chris first as he should and marisol i don’t even know what to think of that and later comes kim and she is the shannon except he is picking her over his son [ie; hiding this relationship knowing it’s wrong] and that leads for chris to leave him and call the grandparents and eddie now gives up everything in order to gain back that relationship as that should have always been his constant if he has chris everything is ok but like that talk with bobby, he doesn’t have to lose everything in order to feel something he needs to know he can have everything that having a partner doesn’t mean he will lose chris i’m not sure if this makes sense i hope it does all of these eddie posts you have been great at looking to see what he brings to the show in such complexity
Yes like . Eddie thinks he can only have one thing in life . That being Chris which , is his child so that is understandable but . He just needs to know that he can have things outside of Chris , he can be his own person ... The whole joy thing as well is a point of letting him understand that he CAN have more than just Chris , he can have JOY that isn't directly tied to his son , he thinks he has to always be the perfect father , perfect firefighter , perfect son to his own parents but . He's human , he can't always be perfect , he tried to be a perfect husband to Shannon as well but they clashed too much for it to be so . I think he thinks he feels like he truly failed there , he was trying to choose Shannon through Chris , by letting her come back and trying to repropose until she made her own decision to divorce him and put herself first ...... and then she died . So I think . Eddie has really taken that psychologically to where he thinks if he wants something for himself then it's gonna ruin everything , he's gonna lose Chris , lose the team , his family , etc . And that all kinda does come true when he put his desires first to talk to Kim , to try to grieve Shannon through her and it all blew up in his face because he tried to hide it . He put that before Chris' needs because yeah , most of the decisions Eddie has made have been FOR Chris , moving to LA , talking to Shannon again for HIS schooling , trying to start over with her FOR him , putting BUCK in his WILL for Chris , moving back to Texas to BE with him . Many many more examples but the will one is SO interesting because , yeah Eddie has said , he's not gonna choose between Buck and Chris but . He has . He has chosen Buck , he's chosen him FOR Chris , AND himself because they're BEST FRIENDS . He's chosen Buck over and over again AS well as Chris , he just doesn't think he can because he doesn't think he even deserves it .
two months after bobby’s death, chimney tells them about the desk.
everyone had been sharing stories about how bobby was always so excited to get feedback from them, and how they felt like they were glued to that desk until they threw him a bone. and very quietly, chimney confessed that he hasn’t had the heart to go through it since he took up captaincy. and athena tells him that just won’t do. that she’s finally ready to get this last look into his life.
and so they go through it. a lot of it is expected- paperwork, pens, the framed photos of athena and the kids chimney had gently placed in the drawer. but a lot of it is unexpected. there are dozens and dozens of newspaper clippings. big saves throughout the years.
hen with that little girl in the earthquake. eddie saving the boy from the well. buck leading the rescue at the overpass collapse. in the article about the cruise ship, when it describes who alerted the coast guard, bobby has crossed out LAPD and clarified. Hen.
there’s a box of recipe cards, and buck eagerly flips through them, holding each one like it's sacred. he goes to give them to athena, who pushes them back towards his chest. and she says he’d want you to have them and when he goes to argue, she just tells him he’s in charge of barbecues from now on, and he starts really crying.
chimney hands her a stack of receipts paperclipped together, from dates and dinners throughout the years, including the bill for their very first one. and now she’s watery eyed too.
chimney starts laughing because he finds a handwritten draft of a speech bobby prepared for him and maddie’s wedding, a particularly sentimental section annotated too cheesy? and yes, chimney says, very cheesy, but he’s choked up anyways.
the last thing they pull out is his notes from when he interviewed eddie. it’s a glowing review. hard worker, veteran, level-headed. buck peaks over his shoulder as he reads it, pointing to the scribble that says respects authority. jokes that bobby might’ve missed the mark on that one. at the end of the list of praises, circled:
good for buck.
and he can’t argue with that one. so, he just smiles at eddie, who’s smiling right back. they all leave the office carrying memories. and as chimney sits in the captain's chair of the empty office, he reads the one thing he kept inside. a crinkled sticky note he’s stuck to the bottom of a drawer, taken from his last performance review.
Chimney leadership- needs push.
my personal headcanon is that when eddie and buck said goodbye and eddie drove away he drove until he was sure buck didnt follow him or anything not like he would (eddie secretly very quietly hoped). he parked somewhere and just sobbed. cried and cried and cried because what do you mean he has to leave behind his life, his home he made these last 7 years where he finally found himself after being lost and chris being the only thing that mattered for so long? how is that fair? but yeah i do believe eddie violently cried and yelled and screamed and wailed because life has never been fair to eddie
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people who do their work
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They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this
ok but imagine being the fursuit artist that he contracts to make his costume tho
He contacts you via an anonymous email and is very exacting and precise in his request. Money is no object, which isn't uncommon in your line of business, you're a professional and more than a few customers have been in the 1% range.
So you ask if he's local so you can meet and take measurements and he says no but he will meet you at (conveniently close local craft store) tomorrow after work (you did not mention where you live)
You're a little shaken but you meet him anyways because daddy needs to pay rent, and he's probably not a serial killer, right?
Right?
You had no idea what kind of person to expect, but a 6'2 bald white guy built like a fucken shit-brickhouse with a "FurCon2023" shirt wrapped around his brolic frame was rather on the shorter end of your list. His cargo shorts and pure white sneakers looked like they'd just been picked up off of the shelf and his glasses looked too small for his massive head.
You jump because you don't even notice him until he's tapping you on the shoulder and introducing himself. How did he know it was you?? Alarm bells are going off everywhere but there's cameras all over, he wouldn't try something in public right?? You take his measurements and look at fabrics together.
You ask about his fursona and he very seriously produces a laminated folder with several crudely drawn pictures of a polar bear suit. Well, you guess you shouldn't be mean, they were clearly drawn from references but you could tell this was someone who did not draw often. It didn't even have any accessories, it was just a normal polar bear... But the notes surrounding them were so neat they looked printed! And so in depth! There was one page solely dedicated to the visibility needs, with advanced notes on the camera and display system he wanted in the head. You'd only seen this sort of thing at the national cons, just who the hell was this guy??
You haltingly ask him if he was sure. You tell him this is really advanced stuff and he was looking at at LEAST 10k with all the specific modifications on it. When you first started making suits you would have never been this firm on pricing, lowballing and trying to make up the difference so as not to upset the customer with a hefty price, but you'd learned eventually that undervaluing your work was a waste of your time and effort so even though you couldn't gauge his reaction, you figured being upfront about the price would at least be a test to see how serious the guy was.
He nodded silently and reached into the fanny pack around his waist to produce the cleanest stack of hundreds you'd ever seen in your life, like straight printed from the treasury mint. He places it in your palm and you almost drop it out of shock.
"Will this be enough to get you started? I included some extra to compensate for lost wages as I do need this suit fairly quickly" he says, tone unreadable.
You stammer and try to look professional thumbing through the crisply banded notes and would you look at that, you think this will do just fine!
He nods again, shakes your hand and leaves without another word.
You exit the store, just trying to comprehend what in the hell you'd just gotten yourself into, zoning out so hard that you didn't even realize someone was yelling at you until the word "-fuckin furry faggot" pierced through your thoughts. You were looking at your phone so you didn't notice the band of truck bros creeping up behind you in their suped up pickup truck. There were three or four in the bed of the truck, dangling out over the side in between giant "TRUMP 2024" and "Lets Go Brandon" flags. They have their phones out, recording you and shouting slurs.
You raise double birds at them and turn to walk quickly in the opposite way, hoping you wouldn't see them as you walked home. You'd heard of a couple beatings happening locally and you didn't want to be around if that's what they had in mind.
So when you hear tires screeching and and engine roaring behind you, you break out into a run, hoping to make it to the bus terminal across the parking lot.
But they catch up to you before you'd made it halfway. They all get out and one grabs your phone that you held out to record with. He smashes it on the ground and shoves you into the pavement. Hard.
They all stand over you, jeering and laughing and you try to escape but your limbs won't listen to you. You always figured if something like this happened you'd stand your ground, maybe get in a couple of hits yourself, but in reality you could barely breathe and your chest felt like it was collapsing in on itself, so your attempts to scream for help end up coming out as breathy wheezes. One of them levels a crowbar at you and thats when the screaming starts.
You curl up into a ball to protect your face but the pain never comes. You hear screaming and sneakers skidding across asphalt and oh god, wet crunchy impacts followed by something warm and wet being splattered across your arms and legs.
Its suddenly silent except for the drone of the truck engine but eventually you crack open an eye to get a look around, and for the second time that day you almost lose your lunch.
Its straight up something out of a video game, just absolute carnage surrounds you. All of the tall frat bros are out cold in varying stages of fucked up. You do actually start to hurl a little when you see one with his nose completely sideways like a gory Picasso.
And in the center of the carnage is -no fucking way- your fucking fursuit client, calmly wiping his hands of the blood with some baby wipes from his fannypack.
He looks over at you when he sees you're up and for a second there you see something, a slip in the mask, something angry, something violent. You flinch as you realize it, but oh fuck, this guys like.. killed people before. like, for fucken sure.
He walks towards you and you suddenly feel like a very small animal being stalked by a tiger. You try to stumble away but the mask is back on and he just looks down at you and offers you a babywipe.
"You alright?" He asks plainly.
Turns out the guy is "ex-military" and he hurt himself so he's back in the states and bored out of his mind. His daughter is a furry and wanted him to go with her to FurCon and insisted he get a suit as well. You keep on glancing at all the deep scars running up and down his arms and wondering how the hell you didn't see it before.
He's saying something to you but you only snap out of it when a phone is being placed into your hands. You look up and suddenly you're standing outside your apartment building (did you tell him where you lived???)
"This is a secure line, if anything happens to you or you have questions, I'll answer immediately." He says, pale blue eyes drilling into your skull with their intensity.
The tears start bubbling up in your eyes before you can stop them and you just lean forward, bumping your head into his chest and choking out a thank you as you clutch the phone to your chest like an amulet.
As you figured, his body is make out of steel and he stiffens at the contact, unsure of what to do.
He just lets you cry it out for a bit before eventually placing a heavy hand on your shoulder, pulling you off but he keeps the hand gentle.
He's not looking at you this time but he clears his throat and murmurs a quick "Take care" before turning around and disappearing into the night. You unlock your door and collapse into bed.
"What the fuck" you murmur to yourself as you pull out your tablet, and you start to sketch...
I dunno what I expected to find when I logged into tumblr today. Certainly not Hitman furry con fanfic. But I did. And it was glorious.
Sometimes I think about "Buck takes Christopher [to the zoo] all the time, basically has the place memorized" and I'm like Eddie why don't you go with them when they go to the zoo? And then I remember this line happens just after Eddie has recovered from the shooting and I picture Eddie for weeks (months?) recovering from the bullet wound, in pain, miserable, probably coming back from physiotherapy appointments exhausted hurting and just wanting to cry but he always stays strong for his son - he cannot let Christopher see him break down or be hurt - so he toughs it out and pretends he is fine but Buck sees all this and every week is like let's go to the zoo so your dad can take a nap and they go and look at the giraffes while Eddie breaks and cries and heals cause when he's alone he doesn't have to pretend or perform and he truly rests, enough that when they get back from the zoo, sun kissed and clutching animal stuffies he's awake enough to really listen to their day, smile at their stories and offer Buck that look of gratitude that he's been giving him for years and I'm like thanks for taking care of Eddie, Buck. Somebody has to.
buck and eddie returning to their home from their first date and they’re just so giddy and excited and happy and adorable
but they want to take it slow, they don’t wanna jump into having sex, so they also kind of don‘t know how to go on from here because… they live together and they just had their first date
so eddie just grabs two beers from the fridge, sits down on the couch next to buck and proceeds to tell his best friend buck about this amazing date he was on and how he thinks that this was his last first date ever, and that he wants to marry the man he was on a date with because this is it for him
and buck tells his best friend eddie that that’s funny because he also was just on a date with this amazing man and he also thinks this was the man he‘s gonna spend the rest of his life with
because they’re best friends first and foremost and they always will be
Criminal that we didn't have a Supernatural vintage car show episode, come on now
Dean can infiltrate no problem bc he genuinely knows everything about cars and gets super into discussing fixes, gets wildly side-tracked, while Sam goes off to interrogate a bunch of car-enthusiast hot milfs
Dean is glued at the hip to Cas and Cas always stands awkwardly at the Impala, doesn't know anything about cars, so everyone just assumes Cas is the boyfriend who showed up for support? And the hot young ladies in shorts and boots befriend him bc he's apparently one of the hot girlfriends? And so he gets insight into their lives and solves the case, leading them final-girl style through the monster showdown in a garage full of heavy machinery and angry ghosts
Dean watches him emerge from the garage, shotgun in hand, shirt torn and covered in grease, and he bluescreens so hard he just runs past the flock of bombshells in shorts and tank tops (also covered in grease) to clutch Cas to check him for injuries
Thank you. This post cured my art block
New Episode of Supernatural just dropped
Through a series of action-packed events, Castiel enters a warehouse in a three-piece suit and walks out in an explosion with barely any of his clothes left, followed by three bombshells who adopted him along the way
I shit you not I kept laughing while I drew this
Things that actually happen in hunchback of notre dame, in no particular order
The book mostly is told from the POV of Pierre, a self-insert who is failed author and, I cannot stress this enough, utterly pathetic
Quasimodo damaged his hearing as a teenager from years of bell ringing and now uses sign language whenever he can
There is a scene where Quasimodo and a fellow deaf guy have to have a conversation without using sign language because they’re in a courtroom and the jury doesn’t know sign. It goes about as well as you’d expect
Frollo has a little brother, Jehan, who he raised after their parents died. Jehan is now a frat bro in college whose hobbies consist of getting drunk and being mean to Quasimodo. In his first scene Jehan complains about college DEI because an Italian guy got a scholarship he wanted.
Esmeralda is accused of witchcraft because she taught her pet goat Djali how to do math
Djali may or may not be sapient. He can and does imitate human mannerisms to make fun of people on purpose. He does this while on trial.
Yes. They tried the goat for witchcraft, too.
Pierre writes a whole play riding on the pun of dolphin/Dauphin. Nobody likes it.
Frollo is an alchemist and has a secret mad science lab where he writes on the walls
Jehan literally pulls a “buy my silence” and frollo gives him money to make him shut up
There’s a trio of catty girls who bully Esmeralda like it’s Mean Girls
Quasimodo and Frollo literally have Cryptid Status— Parisians circulate rumors that Quasimodo is either a familiar, a homunculus, or the result of demonic mpreg, and that Frollo is a wizard with wizard powers and/or a ghost
There is a little old woman who lives in a hole and shouts slurs at people. She has a tragic backstory.
There is a homicidal con man/king of thieves named Clopin Troillefou (surname translation: The Fool of Fear) who deserves tumblr sexymanhood.
Pierre learns how to carry chairs with his teeth
There’s an entire chapter dedicated to the layout of the streets of Paris in painstaking detail
There’s another chapter that is a rant about interior design
Esmeralda and Pierre get platonically married due to Clopin’s murderous shenanigans. Pierre tries to make a move in her but ends up being more emotionally attached to Djali the goat than to her. I think that should be grounds for divorce
There is a scene where Pierre has to choose between helping Esmeralda escape or helping Djali. He picks Djali.
Frollo hides from his own brother by laying face down in mud and playing dead. Somehow this works
There is a Plot Significant Tiny Shoe. A Tiny Shoe Chekhov’s Gun. And Victor Hugo will not stop telling you just how Tiny this shoe is.
There’s a soap opera style plot twist that involves a false accusation of cannibalism and the woman in the hole who shouts slurs
Quasimodo makes up a stupid little song that doesn’t even rhyme to confess his love to Esmeralda, who remains oblivious
He then attempts to demonstrate his affection via convoluted metaphors that involve props. She doesn’t get it. Boy please say what you mean
Frollo pulls the classic discord groomer tactic of threatening self-harm if Esmeralda doesn’t give in.
Jehan rolls up to a party/rescue mission scheming session in Clopin’s secret hideout in full plate armor (how did he get that???), drunk off his ass, and acts like he owns the place. Everyone finds this so ridiculous that they just let him
Hugo goes on and on about how innocent and naive Esmeralda is but then casually reveals that Esmeralda carries a dagger on her person at all times to fend off assault. When Frollo attacks her and Quasi intervenes, she takes Quasi’s knife and almost kills Frollo (fair!) but he flees. She contains multitudes?
Frollo has a psychotic breakdown in the middle of a field surrounded by chickens and hallucinates skeletons everywhere
For the first half of the book Esmeralda is like 70% sure Frollo is a ghost, not helped by his aforementioned Cryptid Status
Jehan eats a moldy piece of cheese off the ground
Frollo tries to send Pierre on a suicide mission in drag. Pierre objects to the suicide part but not the drag part
Clopin’s preferred weapon is a scythe, he’s very good at using it, and he sings when he fights. Again: sexyman potential.
Victor Hugo has a foot fetish. I initially dismissed it as Frollo having a foot fetish until Victor Hugo included a foot fetish torture scene without any Frollo in it. So I can only conclude that the foot fetish is authorial in nature. Unfortunately the foot scenes are important to the plot.
Frollo is canonically 36, he just aged like shit and is bald. The narrator will not stop telling you just how bald he is.
Despite being in full plate armor, Jehan gets splatted like a bug
Almost every named character dies. Djali the goat lives.
PART TWO
Pierre gets trapped under a mattress and almost accidentally set on fire while he’s stuck under there
Jehan draws a picture of Frollo with a giant nose on the wall of Frollo’s room
Quasimodo is as close to canonically autistic w processing difficulties and/or intellectual disabilities as the Victorian era can give us— “the external world seemed much farther away to him than to us” and “impressions of objects underwent a considerable refraction before reaching his mind”
Frollo has an antivaxxer monologue where he tells a sick man that medicine isn’t real. FROLLO HAS A MEDICAL DEGREE.
Clopin interrupts Pierre’s play to wail pathetically
Frollo and Quasimodo go on little outings around town but they both get bullied by schoolchildren every single time
Quasimodo sometimes likes to tackle the bells and ride them like a bucking bronco carnival ride. WHEEEEEEEE
Frollo and Pierre are friends. Pierre stalks random people recreationally. Frollo stalks Esmeralda specifically because he is obsessed with her. I can’t help but wonder if they bonded over this creepy, creepy hobby.
Djali the goat can tell time. Accurately. Without even looking at a clock or hearing the bells. We don’t know how he can do this.
Quasimodo does, in fact, treat the gargoyles as imaginary friends and talk to them when he’s alone. He also has named the bells and given them personalities (his favorite is Marie).
There’s a character who is so absurdly, exceptionally French that her name is literally Fleur De Lys.
Frollo’s non-pervy hobbies include searching the church for secret clues to the location of the philosopher’s stone, amateur archaeology, and believing in conspiracy theories
Esmeralda does Djali’s mani-pedi and paints his hooves gold
Jehan falls asleep on a pile of cabbages
Quasimodo is really, really good at parkour. He loves scrambling and scuttling around on the walls like a spiderman or perhaps a dracula
There’s a chapter-long tirade about how much Hugo hates minimalistic buildings. Me too buddy
Djali snitches on Esmeralda for having a secret crush. Because he can spell.
the goat
can
spell.
The real thing with ADHD is not "I forgot", but that forgetting is this ongoing process. I remembered! And then I forgot.
At ten this (hypothetical) morning I remembered that I have a meeting at six. And then from 11 through 3 I worked on other stuff and had zero thoughts about that meeting. Maybe even thought about what I was gonna do with my evening at home. Got attached to the idea of taking the time to make a good dinner, maybe play some video games.
And then at three I said, "Oh! Fuck!" and remembered again, hopefully long enough to set an alarm. And then I went to the bathroom and remembered that I need to clean the counter and spent twenty minutes cleaning the bathroom and went to get a snack and then at five I said, "OH! FUCK!" and had to scramble to dress like a real adult and get out the door.
It isn't one clean forgetting. It's a constant process of forgetting and then, with an exhausting adrenaline spike, remembering. And then forgetting. Baby, I can forget the same thing more times in a day than you ever forgot your parents' anniversary.
"autistic people need instructions for every simple task" okay how about we talk about the neurotypicals not following clear instructions. what do you mean it didn't work the way you wanted, i gave you the instructions. oh you didn't follow them? you didn't see where i clearly indicated the directions you were supposed to follow for this task? and you're shocked it didn't turn out right? you decided to pull a Jared I'm 19 and go rogue? you're surprised the road less travelled isn't fucking paved because no one travels it? do you get off on this
nice try but that doesn't work on me. appreciate the attempt tho <3
There's a whole genre of comments on recipe blogs where someone says they left out a key "unhealthy" ingredient and the food turned out like shit, so the recipe is shit.
new one
Going to merge with these two
Honestly relatable
nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back
THIS ONE
i can see it
ITALIAN MANWHORE SUMMER
always reblog italian manwhore summer
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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
✿\(。-_-。) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”
i found it
the original post
i found it
this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog.
*tour guide voice*
and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy
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