Chris's hands... do we even need to talk about it? That's just fucking too sexy.
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Chris's hands... do we even need to talk about it? That's just fucking too sexy.
• artwork: taken from pinterest
So, Chris Redfield in a relationship? Yeah, that's a walking red flag factory. Here's why.
1. Zero emotional availability. Like, negative.
This dude doesn't do feelings. His trauma — losing his whole squad in Arklay, Jill going MIA, Pierce literally dying in his arms — taught him exactly one thing: feelings = vulnerability = everyone you love ends up dead or worse.
So in a relationship? Post-mission, he'll go radio silent. Girl asks, "Hey, what's wrong?" and bro just ghosts to the garage or the shooting range. No yelling. Just straight up dips for days. Then rolls back in like nothing happened: "I'm fine. Drop it."
2. Aggressive protection mode that's basically control with a gun license
His "roughness" isn't him being an edgelord. It's broken care. Don't expect surprise flowers. But expect him to show up with fresh bruises and toss her apartment looking for bio weapons. Unannounced.
She's an hour late from work? He'll pull up, grab her wrist, and drag her out while hissing, "You don't get it. I know what it's like to lose people by the second." Yeah that's not romance. That's paranoia in cargo pants.
3. Only speaks violence when shit gets real
Chris has been solving problems with C4 and headshots for 20 years. In a domestic fight? He's not gonna hit her — that's his line. He fights monsters, not civilians. But his cruelty is verbal and physical as hell.
The moment she says, "I need some space," his brain reads that as losing control. He'll chuck a mug at the wall. Or punch the drywall right next to her head. Growling: "Don't lock me out. I watched my people get torn apart because they wanted to be 'alone.'"
4. Sex is catharsis, not connection
Physically? He's all rough dominance — neck grip, pinning, zero softness. But it's not sadism. It's just his way of shutting his brain the hell up. After? He'll roll off, light a cig, or go do crunches at 3 AM. No aftercare. No pillow talk. He's using her body like a Xanax for nightmares. Doesn't even ask if that's what she wants.
5. Loyalty so intense it's scary — and not in a cute way
Good news: dude will never cheat. Bad news: that loyalty will wreck both of them. If someone takes her, he'll burn the whole world down to get her back. But when he finds her? He'll be pissed. At her. "Why were you outside? Why do you even exist in my life? I lost focus because of you." He'll blame her for being his weakness. Classic self-destruct with a side of gaslight.
6. This only ends one way (and it ain't happy)
Bad-side Chris isn't some TV drama abuser twirling a mustache. He's a broken tool too busted up to fix. Either he bails himself, saying, "You deserve someone alive, not a walking corpse," or she runs first when she realizes he'll never pick her over bio-terrorism.
His "love" is basically a red folder stamped "Terminate — infected carrier." His heart's a combat knife. Feels great until you try to hug it.
Bottom line: This would be a short, passionate, toxic mess where she's not really his girlfriend — she's an unlicensed field medic getting shredded by someone else's PTSD shrapnel. It ends one of two ways: she's dead because his enemies found out about her, or he's completely morally bankrupt. Maybe both.
Chris Redfield in Dead Island is the sexiest thing I've ever seen in an animated film from Capcom.
Seriously, this is the best thing I've seen in a while. Chris is beautiful everywhere, but the dead island is a special kind of beauty. His biceps...and that stubble, he's simply the best in the series.I like that his hands are like my head.
📍HE IS THE BEST MAN IN MY LIFE
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Chris Redfield is too cool for this world.
Take me to your place please....Chris..
every day again and again...
How long will this continue?
although...I like it
ненавижу,но люблю...