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Keni
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
we're not kids anymore.
#extradirty
shark vs the universe
bliss lane
Xuebing Du
oozey mess
KIROKAZE
Stranger Things
The Stonewall Inn
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Claire Keane
noise dept.
NASA
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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EXPECTATIONS
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@tofiam
Zaslechnuto:
Malý chlapeček u kašny: „Jé, nehodíme tam penízky?“
Maminka: „Já nemám penízky, já mám jenom kartu.“
Chlapeček: „Karta se tam nesmí házet?“
Maminka: „Ta by mi asi chyběla...“
další příklad, jak moderní doba ničí všechno hezký
Disco Elysium animation 🕺
Gerard P Donelan
I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.
More of his stuff and about him
My absolute favorite of his work
Lest we forget "The Quilt" (not as funny, but worth a mention)
This tweet means a lot to me.
It’s probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?
Do they not have skulls!? Why is it mushy there!?!? @bunjywunjy
well of course beluga has a skull!! that's just not where it is.
see, you wouldn't necessarily pick up on this, but beluga skulls (and most cetacean skulls in general) are pretty much
flat...
so what's going on up there? well, most of the beluga's head is taken up by soft tissue and a large organ called the melon, which is basically a big ol waterballoon of semiliquid fat!
(boob. it's a head boob.)
this organ is found in every toothed whale and dolphin species on the planet and it's INCREDIBLY important, because the melon is what lets them echolocate!
the actual sound-producing organ is inside their nasal passage of all places, which sits up behind there, but the melon is what's actually used to fine-tune the soundwaves into the laser-accurate pinpoints that dolphins and toothed whales are so famous for.
tldr: without their head boob, belugas and their relatives would be literally flying blind!
does slapping the melon like that hurt it ? like does it affect how it works or anything
@weirdgirlwambsgans @vampire-juicebox you guys are in luck bc it does not! Belugas will squish their melons voluntarily against things like rocks and glass. Think of it like when you squish your butt (but at the same time not, bc they have no nerve endings beyond the skin) they even voluntarily let humans play with it!
This is a strong creature, if that hurt or bothered it, you would know
Does this mean I could have my aliens using their boobs to ecolocate
I love belugas so much this post made me cry
They are incredible magnificent goofy fucked up mermaids, a soft princess sister of NARWALS
If you want to give your aliens oily melons, go for it!
v rámci obrozenectví navrhuji převzít frázi "What's cooking, good looking" a užívat ji jako "Jak se vaří, sličná tváři"
dveřmi se vyprovodím sám, děkuji
here's two articles about how JK Rowling just posted on X an upskirt photo of Freda Wallace, a transgender woman, after deadnaming her and misgendering her repeatedly online.
The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in
Rowling posted the picture taken from below because the trans woman, she said, was "refusing to debate me."
Thank you for posting without the fucking destiel meme
Hey JKR, show us your vagina. I've never seen your vagina - so how do I know that you're a woman?
Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?
He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla
Criminal charges
Hey hey hey HEY
He’s been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM I’m livid but also impressed.
Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.
He’s not playing with it
He’s eating it.
I can tell because the bags are nearly empty except for a few small clumps.
I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didn’t know the extent he’d go to to get them.
We had him tested and in the course of that vet visit he stole
6 tips
3 of the ear light cover things
Our other cats collar
the ear bud of the vets stethoscope 
several hearts
a plastic glove
the vet techs hair tie
Also yeah he’s fine he just likes to steal
Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other people’s stuff
This is his ledge
His ledge is taller then my husband who is 6’2”
I am 5’5”
I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. It’s usually the remote.
Narratively speaking, ending this saga with the reveal that his name is Orange Sherbert was a masterstroke.
... how many hearts are in the vet office
This is so normal behavior for orange
the comic is inspired by a fanfic! some moments don't match the fanfic, otherwise I would have gone crazy trying to depict Kim pacing back and forth so Harry wouldn't hear him
Hey OP, link to the fanfict, pleaaaaase ? (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)
jaký je vaše oblíbený pivo?
- plzeň
- radegast
- kozel
- krušovice
- staropramen
- starobrno
- braník
- jedině nealko
- nějaký jiný co jsem zapomněla
- nemám piss kink / nepiju pivo
jaký je vaše oblíbený pivo?
plzeň
radegast
kozel
krušovice
staropramen
starobrno
braník
jedině nealko
nějaký jiný co jsem zapomněla
nemám piss kink / nepiju pivo
podobná anketka už tady byla
a lot of people assume psychosis hallucinations are super intense all-consuming horror movie shit like the memes about the hat man or always horrible debilitating things that make you dangerous to be around
but in my experience 95% of my hallucinations are getting spooked by very clearly hearing someone knocking on my door or calling my name from another room or hearing footsteps walking behind me which are "just" my brain recreating the horror of an abusive childhood
i *have* gotten the "bugs crawling all over me" hallucination once or twice though and yeah that one is exactly as terrible horrible as it sounds AUGH
(not trying to put you on blast specifically, you're just a good example to jump off of)
media and pop culture hypes up psychosis a lot as The Worst That Can Happen out of sanism, so even when you try and filter that cultural bias out you still assume it's based on something
when, no, psychosis is actually very simple: it's just hyperactive pattern matching. it's your brain's signal-to-noise ratio being off balance, it's seeing images in random static. it's not always this special uniquely big thing, it's in fact quite mundane a lot of the time.
no one is immune to psychosis, it's not purely the realm of the insane. anyone is one bad night of sleep or one bad case of food poisoning or one bad fever away from being just like me on my worst days.
and this, indeed, is why solidarity with the insane is so important: you, yes you too, are just one bad day from joining us, and no perceptions of being a "temporarily embarrassed sane person" will save you from the oppression of the psychiatric institution.
this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this
im never leaving this hellsite
i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
"I thought you were good at this, cutie. Better catch the right fish this time"
Puffayel
Eyes (updated +Valko)
okay, this art made me understand about ocean and sunset eyes
Destiny calls!
"The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word 'fuck', the moon and the sea."
Vzájemníci, kdo z vás si se mnou koupí farmu uprostřed ničeho a vysází se mnou domácí rostliny a založí jezírko a louku a-
Po celosvětové proletářské revoluci a pokud si s sebou můžu vzít svou budoucí polykulu, s radostí
Ovečky, můžeme mít prosím ovečky?
Ničehož jiného nežádám, budu s nimi koexistovat v boudičce, případně se jednou za čas přijdu schovat před blesky (✿◡‿◡)
