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i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

vedurnan-archive

tomb-mold

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

vodka-and-fedoras

friendly fucking reminder do NOT post about your lootdrops publicly!!! this post is a great example of "table baiting" to get you to reveal what valuables you drop on death WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY PUTTING YOU AT RISK OF FARMING!!! think for a second and be safe out there!!

motherfucker-unlimited

hmmm I think I will reblog The low poly 3d bird from daytona usa

maidslime

It's very telling how many terfs think "porn addiction" is a real thing when researchers found it to be a Christian invention that has to deal with shame and not actually a real addiction.

*Gasp!* You're telling me terfs are just conservative Christians?!

maidslime

Anytime anyone insists porn addiction is real I just call them Mormon. They get really pissy but it's true.

cryptotheism

Could you briefly clarify what the Ogdoad is? Bunch of conflicting results when I've tried to look into it myself

In the context of the Corpus Hermeticum, the Ogdoad (literally translates as something like eight-ness or eightfold, but in this case it's often translated as The Eighth) refers to the vault of the heavens, and the procession of the constellations. The hermetics believed that the earth is administered by a series of arch-spirits corresponding to the seven classical planets. Beyond these seven celestial spirits is the eighth spiritual realm; the Ogdoad, which corresponds to the zodiac. Beyond the Ogdoad is the Ennead, the ninth rank, or ninth sphere.

You're probably getting conflicting Google results because the eight patron gods of the Egyptian city of Hermopolis are also called The Ogdoad. Because there are eight of them. AND one of the gnostic branches refers to their eight highest-ranking Aeons as "The Ogdoad." Because, you guessed it, there are eight of them.

cryptotheism

I know that's right

vendal-construct

We Do Not Like The Concrete Tomb.

vendal-construct

This is our most popular post and we've seen more than one person tag it as "unreality." We understand why one might think that but we assure you: it was not.

These facilities chew you up. They suck the life from you and grind your body to dust to extract every ounce of profit they can.

These places destroy the body, the mind, and the soul.

9ieme

this picture of a chip pan oil fire from the wikimedia cookbook is so strikingly sublime

ambatya

02nd

catboybiologist

Angry Gamers (capitol G) will look at a new trailer, invent a way cooler and more epic version of it, and then think that cooler and more epic version is Bad, somehow

catboybiologist

New female GTA protagonist is being described as "looking like a tranny and fat"

As in

This character:

She literally is not. Would be way cooler if she was though

catboybiologist

Ciri is "too masculine" in the new Witcher trailer.

Ciri.

In this trailer:

This is literally just a cis woman. Would be based as fuck if they fucked with that a bit.

catboybiologist

Man imagine a GTA where you play as a trans woman sex worker forced into increasingly dangerous situations, surviving and slowly thriving through crimes and heists of escalating stakes, slowly overcoming and eventually overthrowing those who wronged you in both the justice system and the criminal underworld

catboybiologist

Maybe game studios should have one of these Gamers on their team to torture. The angrier this Gamer gets the further the rest of the team pushes. If this Gamer is violent with rage by the end of a brainstorming session it's considered successful.

catboybiologist

They could keep him in a little terrarium

catboybiologist