oh i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner

M | 24 | butchy transfem | she/it

[mulletbutch]

I think this picture of my gf helping fix my car should be in the MoMa

[adamsmasher]

[wizardarchetypes]

heeelpppp im on the rural link bus that only comes once in the morning and once in the evening. i live at like the very last stop so the second day all the same older people noticed me staying on a long way they all started asking me every detail about myself, why i’m here, etc. so already now i’m getting local gossip every time i get on.

so today we pulled over at a farm to pick up a guy i havent met yet. he’s got a white beard all the way down to his waist and he’s in a bright pink suit and rainbow shoes. elderly woman behind me saw him out the window and exclaimed loud enough for everyone “oh jeeeeesus christ almighty” with utter disdain and everyone groaned knowingly and the thing i’m not convinced it’s about the suit. i think it was just the sight of him alone. is he deserving of their ire or is this an unfairly maligned and kind eccentric? i need to hear this.

[wizardarchetypes]

the problem is as i have oft been an unfairly maligned eccentric i have the tendency to assume as much about random quirky dudes out of empathy but sometimes it turns out they have actually been extended great social mercy when they ought to have banished to live as hermits in the mountains until they realize the error of their ways.

[synthient]

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[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[kuuderecatgirl]

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Ampersands are fuckin weird little things. Get this serpent out of my statement it vexes me.

[kushblazer666]

what if aliens abducted a guy but the guy they abducted was a stoner and he hotboxes the flying saucer and he and the aliens have a great time on some chill ass pot

[homunculus-argument]

Finnish folk poetry is fun in the way where making alliterations is more important than making things rhyme, or keeping details consistent. As a matter of fact, describing the same thing in two different or even contradicting details is occasionally just a way of stating that the exact detail of how and what it was doesn't matter, the mutual overlap between the two statements is the main point. Like if a poem describes the same event twice

A swan of golden feathers rose from a lake A silver-backed wigeon waded from the river Ate trees, ate stone, ate beasts of the woods Drank dry the wells and swamps, drank the sap from trees

It's not specifically about a swan or wigeon, nor one of each, and neither is the colour of the feathers specifically important. It doesn't matter whether it burst out of the water like a jumping fish, or waded out like a person - nor whether it was a lake or a river. And the list of things that it ate or would drink isn't specific or exclusive. All that this segment is saying is

"A waterfowl (of some kind) with splendid, supernaturally brilliant plumage, emerged from a natural body of water (of some kind), and devoured the entire goddamn physical world. The whole thing."

[what-even-is-thiss]

Love that in Skyrim you can enter a location that hasn’t been touched by living hands for centuries and find fresh tomatoes in the barrels.

[whimsica]

the skeevers put them there its like you havent even watched ratatouille

[what-even-is-thiss]

Listening and learning

[pokkin]

i wish there was an animal that could see radio waves so I could transmit that i love them and every one on earth would know it

[antipokkin]

i would randomly broadcast the growling of their natural predator so theyre freaked the fuck out all the time

[pokkin]

who the fuck are you

[beingharsh]

*trying to pressure a cis boy to transition* you could just be a masculine woman

[beingharsh]

we have and it's that women who were camab are often given a narrow(er) vision of what womanhood is allowed to be for them and we need to say fuck that & start sharing trans butch propaganda in the streets

[partypuppy-nastja]

I'm not even a masculine woman, and this idea did nevertheless still help me.

Because my body was very masculine pre-transition, and so I thought the kind of femininity I wanted would be always out of my reach.

I was wrong (transition has worked wonders in that regard), but being able to say to myself that being a masculine woman would be a world better than where I was at, got me where I now am.

[stanfordgsb]

Success is one person’s life being better because of what we do, shared Elizabeth Holmes, the founder and CEO of medical device and technology company Theranos. “Now it’s about doing it again and again for more and more people.“  Read more insights on Twitter from her Stanford GSB View From The Top talk: stanford.io/1qEOogA #GSBvftt

[beanytuesday]

The Comic Store (from 2019)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

"The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you are split in half."

- Mark "Cleftin" Twain

[clevermanka]

Multi-generational vulture nests hold 700 years of human artifacts

Crossbow bolts, sandals, slingshots, and more.

Among the centuries’ worth of eggshells, prey remains, and natural nesting material, researchers identified 226 objects that were either made or altered by humans. These included weaponry like a crossbow bolt and wooden lance, decorated sheep leather, and parts of a slingshot.  Using carbon dating, the team determined that the items also had a huge age range. For example, a shoe made from twigs and grass is around 675-years-old, while a basket is estimated to have been woven about 150 years ago. Beyond the manufactured relics of our species’ past, archaeologists also catalogued 2,117 bones, 86 hooves, and 43 eggshells. They even located 11 hair remains among the nesting layers. More analysis will provide a look into the surrounding area’s past environment, as well as its various flora and fauna.

[sacred-portal]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Is anybody else noticing how extremely visible eating disorders are everywhere among the celebrity class right now and its kinda just being ignored? like basically all the progress in body politics that were made in the last. like. 15 years are just fucking gone and we're even worse off than we were before. Body dysmorphia among The Elite must be fucking horrendous right now. The decade of GLP-1s is going great.