awkward little titmouse

kassie/kitty | she/it (she/her if you're not transfem. this is not a joke.) 26 | ⚧︎⚢☭

[done2death]

plushie girl who gets dysphoric about her soft eyeballs

[done2death]

bee you're a genius why didn't i think of that

[lyssatbqh]

(to the tone of dog eat dog world) look it's a C N C world out there

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

[soulspark]

[done2death]

tgirl baseball was so fucking fun & also i've maybe never been this sore before in my life <3

[gayelectro]

[detectivehole]

[crvcifixion]

quick it's an emergency i need you to sit on my lap so you can put your boobs in my mouth and let me lick your nipples and grope you and yeah it's like a life or death situation

[chunkysoup22]

[chunkysoup22]

[chunkysoup22]

[terradni]

[righthandarm-man]

can you remember the name of every person you’ve kissed?

yes, I remember all their names

I could name most of them but there are few I can’t remember

if you put all of them in a room I could put a name to at least half the faces

i’m not confident I could name a quarter of them, let alone half

I can’t remember more than one or two names

I’ve never kissed a soul and want to see the results

Remaining time: 2 days 13 hours

[tomhoppusdelonge]

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

[lilyblisslys]

you actually get a +3 to jerking off if you pull your tshirt up over your tits

[mystery-incorporated-whore]

they invented a new drug with a high like no other its called a girl you are head over heels for is head over heels for you in return

maybe life is going to be okay after all

[done2death]

was just thinking like wow i do not feel very good right now. and then i remembered it's 1:30am and i didn't eat nearly enough today. oops.