milk

something about the surreal soothes the heart

[sawed-on-shotgun]

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[blueskittlesart]

multiple customers today did full consultations with me and then made me call over a male coworker to “check my work”

[horrorlesbians]

crazy how you get a best friend and suddenly no longer want to move states away. wanna make so many plans and vacations and wanna just watch moives all day with her. wow its crazy what loneliness will do to you

[kosmogrl]

[helvarcult]

does anyone remember the amc show interview with the vampire? one of the greatest things television gave us in its era. heartbreaking that it ended after two seasons when those characters were so beautifully crafted. i really wish we could’ve had more.

[smumjii1]

[glassofroomtempmilk]

need more moots, hmu if you like films or just up for a chat about anything

[kosmogrl]

[only-cat-memes]

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[nonagalleryart]

In the Year of the Horse, let us all truly appreciate what this mythical creature has done for surrealist memes. I don’t think there is another animal that has inspired such unhinged internet images. We should all be both eternally grateful and forever afraid.

[gonna-need-you-to-not]

[solarprominence]

I maintain that the best summation of my feminist beliefs are that men and women are not fundamentally different. There are a few quantifiable differences if you average out every woman and every man, but they are not qualitative. And most of them are socially constructed, and would be fixed if we started treating men and women the same. Neither is inherently smarter, neither is inherently kinder, neither is inherently more stoic or stronger or angrier or softer. Everyone is obsessed with the differences between women and men, with finding them and creating them and distancing themselves from the "other half". It's fucked up

[glassofroomtempmilk]

my exact thoughts that I am preaching to everyone who will listen (or not, maybe forcefully sometimes)

[mbrainspaz]

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

[grabmyboner]

it’s 2016. you are nhl player ilya rozanov and you just auditioned to be the boyfriend to your 8 year situationship and he left you covered in cum on your living room couch. you recover from that as best as you can to then go to work the next week to find out he is now dating a hollywood actress. your heart breaks even more and then you stub your fucking toe. suddenly, before you can escape the room, the social media team enters blaring harlem shake from a speaker. you and fifteen grown ass men are now forced to do the harlem shake challenge. you are considering driving off a cliff on the way home

[person918x]

[nyonyia]

i found something today and instantly recognized it

[cursmudgeon]