I made this as a joke and now this is all I do. Started as a fictional character created by aaa-battery1, because she thinks she's funny and a writer. God I'm a fuckin wreck
Hello! I come requesting a partner or a team. I'm an INFJ and an Aquarius. I love listening to soft music, drawing, and writing. I have a very active imagination and I like playing DND. I have a hard time building connections with people sometimes, but other times, I can't help but want to be friends. I'm also very polite and loyal. I empathize with others pretty easily. I'm a huge fan of dragon types! Thanks again!
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Don’t ever change who you are! Making friends is hard and really intimidating for everyone but I’m sure the people you are friends with are very, very lucky.
And I have the perfect partner for you! Let me introduce you to...
Golett! I think Golett would be perfect for you because...
(1) Golett is a curious little creature and just wants to do everything with you. Anytime that Golett is doing something, it just wishes that you were beside it. Whenever you ask Golett to do a chore, it will finish and then go back to your side in the speed of light. You don’t even need to be doing anything and Golett will still be happy just sharing the silence with you. I hope you have a lot of space on your wall or fridge because whenever you are immersing yourself in art, Golett is too. You will have stacks of drawings from your friend just waiting to be proudly placed all over your home. Though it won’t know how to play, Golett enjoys watching you play DND as the boardgames reminds your pal of itself and a place it use to call home a thousands of years ago. To go the extra mile, I recommend incorporating aspects of your partner when playing DND!
(2) Golett’s Pokedex states that: “This Pokémon was created from clay. It received orders from its master many thousands of years ago, and it still follows those orders to this day.” whether or not it’s still following those orders, it is clear that Golett’s loyalty is truly unrivalled. Once you two make a bond, Golett promises an eternal friendship and unconditional support. When someone is as empathetic as you are, days spent with people can be draining and tiring. With Golett in your life, you can freely speak your mind, rant and allow yourself to feel all the things that you are feeling without guilt as Golett is not much of a talker and just wants to hear you speak. This Pokemon will listen and channel everything you confided in it to be a better version of itself for you. Seeing how hard your pal tries for you and loves you will make you want to do better and be better in return. You two will constantly be transforming and growing together.
(3) The best thing about having Golett in your life is the unlimited amount of laughing fits you will have. Your pal is clumsy and so out of touch with modern day despite being alive for thousands of years. A day in the life of being Golett’s trainer is never the same as you’re constantly teaching Golett something new every single minute. But fear not, it will never be a boring time training and teaching your pal because Golett is full of eagerness and enthusiasm! The best thing about Golett’s curiosity is that when you bring Golett somewhere you’ve seen a billion times before (the grocery store for example) it always finds something to exclaim and get excited over. Your active imagination and Golett’s thirst for life makes you two an unstoppable pair! I feel like you guys would be great in Pokemon Contests or come up with the most creative ways of battling to win badges.
Thank you to (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ my incredible friend hx.storia ♥ for this gorgeous piece of art. Follow her on instagram and give her plenty of love !
Also, for those who missed it, Chapter 2 has been released. You may find it here, and i highly recommend you read my behind the writing post afterwards. I also posted something about voice headcanons for Sword and Shield. Go and see it!
What thirsty gay monsterfucker drew this. Who is out here in Gibson America tryina fuck the Devil? Are we related? I feel a soul-deep kinship with whomever decided to draw this absolutely decadent pinup of Satan The Adversary.
GUYS LOOK I GOT A SHINY ZIGZAGOON BABY SO NOW I HAVE THE WHOLE GALAR SET,,, I ONLY NEED 1 MORE SHINY HOENN ZIGZAGOON TO HAVE A L L. S H I N Y. Z I G Z A G O O N S…………..
so needless to say i am very excited abt the whole thing… look at him… his name is Crime Cat because hes small and full of bastard