The life of glerple

Hello fellow pedestrians im glerple

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Imma be so honest, I have no clue if saying "this food is bomb" is a good thing or bad and im kinda scared to ask at this point.

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People born in January will just cannibalize other

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"Slow Morning" painted by me :)

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Putting a love potion on 2 people who already love each other just to see what happens

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Need there to be a detectives show or movie were there's a mass amount of murders in this one small town and the fbi gets involved. The twist, no one in the town cares. One of cizens witnessed the murders but ignored it so they wouldn't be late for work. Fbi try interviewing people but they just want to go home. The morge even embalms a victim and holds a funral for them all without informing the fbi. In the end they discover the murder is just some random guy with no significance. But it has to be fast paced, like the fbi is freaking out about the whole situation.

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Just finished a painting, I call it "The Perfect Girl"

I know its not perfect but I haven't painted in quite some time.

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I hate the question "what's your dream job" like I dont dream of work, infact I dream of being an immortal entity that lives in the forest, protecting and expanding it. Allowing crops to flourish and animals to live freely without the fear of humans, while haunting the local towns intell they too can be overrun by nature.

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Got so bored I made harry dresdin in pony town

(Ik he doesn't were a hat in the book but cover art wise I think I nailed it)

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Found this absolute legend on douligo today

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I used to make a tun of sarcastic jokes but everyone just thought I was stupid and would correct my sarcastic comment so I had to stop.

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It ain't pretty nor is it honest but it was work and thats all that matters 👍

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When i was 17 and people would ask my age I would always say "im 17 and im crazy" and everyone just looked at me weird and no one ever understood the reference wich i thought was weird because of how popular the book was. But its kinda ironic, reference a book were no one reads books but no ones read the book to get the reference.

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When i was like 13 I thought i killed Tom Hiddlston for like a solid week.

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For those who like the fantasy genre with witches and magic ect here are some shows you might enjoy

Supernatural

Buffy the vampire slayer

Sleepy hollow

Grimm

the dresden files

charmed (og one, haven't seen new one)

psych

Wensday

Shadow and bone

Lockwood and co

Dead boy detectives

The irregulars

Shadow hunters

Lock and key

Legacies

Good omens

Merlin

A lot of these shows also have a book version. If you have any other shows in the genre please share.

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"You gotta rip gingers hair out if you want her to stop attacking you" is a really weird thing to say unless you know gingers a vicious barbado sheep who is loosing her winter coat.

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The concept of time is hard for me to grasp, obviously on the philosophical scale but also like if i shake a strangers hand I have no clue how long to shake it, like ill just shake it intell the person lets go but sometimes the other person doesn't let go so we just shake hands intell we are both uncomfortable and I wish there was a solution for this.

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Ai art reminds me of kids drawings when they would just search up a cartoon animal and trace different designs on one page. Like it would be a page with a cat but 10 different art styles and was extremely obvious that the child wasn't the original creator. Only a child doing it is better than a bot.