o hey

29. She/Her. Bi. 🏳️‍🌈 You can expect to find a little bit of everything here.

[sharkflan]

you ever oochie goochie too close to the sun…now your pet has a wet head

[yokowan]

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

[finns-gifs]

[beardedmrbean]

[assortedcrackers]

I am losing my shit right now

[hungwy]

sometimes you're the dog butterer. sometimes you're the dog with the butter on it.

[dogpuppy]

[sceptixfakemon]

taste my steel you stupid citrus

[mellifexfarm]

kill

[shiftythrifting]

I don’t even know what to say

QC, Canada

[michaelnothing]

I do...

REST IN PEACE GRANNIE NASTY.

[sexchangedotcom]

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

[sexchangedotcom]

i can't seem to find my baby

[penny-anna]

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

[supervillainny]

And you are older than them

[uredrunk]

[maiya5t]

My first friend

[dogpuppy]

[brenatto-apothecary]

if magic was real I'd get really into wizardry long enough to learn like 3 spells then move on and 4 years later id be like oh yeah I remember how to summon flame. probably. and then id do all the hand motions out of order and explode

[suigintou]

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat