GLiTCH

a co-ed group of memes

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Kiyeong, trying to tell a story: So I was sitting there-

The rest of GLiTCH from various parts of the room: barbecue sauce on my tiddies

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Nayeon: You're smiling, did something good happened?

Tao: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Youngjin: Woojin tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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Woojin: I like your pants, Ki

Kiyeong: thanks, they were 50% off

Woojin: I think Id like them 100% off

Kiyeong: shops can’t just sell stuff for free

Woojin: that’s not what I mea-

Kiyeong: that’s terrible financial management, kid

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Tao, texting: You know what I’ve always wondered?

Tao, texting: How do tall people like you actually actually sleep at night when the blanket can’t possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?

Kiyeong, texting: IT’S FOUR O'CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING TAO!

Tao, texting: So you can’t sleep huh…?

Tao, texting: Is it because of the blanket?

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GLiTCH’s reactions to cuddles (headcannons)

Ki

loves to be cuddled

loves to cuddle

he mostly initiates it

big spoon 

probably melts if you try to cuddle him

will smile and cuddle back

“are you trying to kill me?”

part of the clingy line

Win

doesn’t like when most people touch him

tao touched his shoulder and he screamed 

and slapped her hand away

same with ki and tam

but lets you, bk, and linh for some reason

little spoon if you asked to be 

really awkward and tense for the first 10 min

then falls asleep 

BK

ok so this ball of fluff

part of the clingy line

if you took the initiative he’d cling

somehow more than normal

he’d giggle and kiss your head 

then hug you 

and not let go

he would be too happy 

probably doesn't sleep or move from happiness

bragged to woojin

Quin

seems like a tough cookie

actually loves being cuddled

the second you start she’ll just melt right into you

protect this child

lots of smiles

very happy

woojin walked in and teased her

he got smacked

shes a small spoon

perfect size to be a small spoon

Lanh

another member of the clingy line

believes in skinship

big spoon

if you want to big spoon, get ready for rock paper scissors

head is cuddled into your neck

one arm around your waist, other supporting your heads

humming or singing

or making you tell him about your day

doesn’t move so you’ll be comfy

Tam

doesnt like cuddling

would rather just sit next to you

maybe play with your fingers or hair

or vice versa

occasional leaning on shoulders

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Youngjin: YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT A DIVORCE!

Army: WE’RE NOT EVEN MARRIED!

Youngjin: AND WHOSE FUCKING FAULT IS THAT!?

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GLiTCH as Cavetown songs:

Baekho: Lemon boy

Nayeon: Fool

Woojin: This is home

Tao: Green

Youngjin: Talk to me

Kiyeong: Another one of those days

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Nayeon: Words ending in 'ie' are so cute, like 'sweetie' and 'cookie'.

Woojin: And 'die'.

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Kiyeong: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak, like, look at this flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.

Tao: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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Kiyeong: How do you like your coffee again, TaoTao?

Tao: As dark and as bitter as my soul.

Kiyeong: Okay, so plenty of milk and plenty of sugar, whipped cream and a sprinkle of coco powder, sweetie!

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Kiyeong: Baekho deserves a special birthday party this year.

Youngjin: If what it says in his diary is true, I’d say he needs it. A lot.

Kiyeong: Wait, you read his diary?

Youngjin: Yes. What I can stomach.  I just skim it to make sure he’s not on drugs.

Kiyeong: What does it say?

Youngjin: It says “I’m not on drugs.”

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Tao [walks into room]: sorry i was late, i was... doing things.

Woojin [enters the room, noticeably disheveled]: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

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Youngjin: everyone shut the fuck up Kiyeong is on the phone!

Youngjin: *picks up the phone* hey

Nayeon: Baek come back to bed!

Tào: Youngjin where did you hide my vodka?

Baekho: *screams*

Woojin: TÀO PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!

Kiyeong, on the phone: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING!?

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Kiyeong [holds the door open for Youngjin]: After you.

Youngjin: No, after you.

Kiyeong: I insist, after you.

Woojin [pushes past both of them]: After me.

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GLiTCH super powers

Kiyeong: Air

- he can manipulate air like Aang from Avatar the last air bender

Eye color when using power: white

Woojin: Fire

- he can manipulate fire and heat things up to his desired temperature

Eye color when using power: red

Baekho: Healing

- when he puts his hands on anyone and concentrates he can heal all their wounds even internal

Eye color when using power: pink

Tào: Water

- she can manipulate any liquid, freeze it and also sometimes use it for healing (Only external tho)

Eye color when using power: Aqua blue

Youngjin: Telekinesis

- he can make anything (even humans and himself) levitate and throw stuff with his mind

Eye color when using power: cosmetic latte

Nayeon: Invisibility

- she can basically turn invisible

Eye color when using power: black

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police officer: what are your names?

Nayeon: don’t tell him, Woojin!

police officer: Woojin and…?

Woojin: fucking damn it, Nayeon!

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Baekho: Hey, imagine if someone handed you a box of all the items you've lost throughout your lifetime.

Woojin: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thanks for finding that!

Tao: My will to live! i haven't seen this in years!

Youngjin: i knew i lost that potential somewhere!

Kiyeong: Mental stability, my old friend!

Baekho: Guys, could you lighten up a little?