Local Glitch

[Unreality warning] A piece of the fabric of reality, broken off.

[glitch-formation]

hey

i'm J, Jay, or just Glitch if you want.

i can travel between universes, due to being a broken off part of the fabric of reality and all that. reality is my plaything.

joined this place because things were getting boring. don't mind if i mess with your blog a bit, just having fun.

tags (older posts may not have tags)

#you're on my blog now - reblogs without adding anything of my own #lorestuff - talking about myself, The Inbetween, The Rift, or anything like that #messing with universes - in another universe #-j - not in another universe #out of character - exactly what it says on the tin #blogbox - asks

Some OOC stuff.

I'm BlueEngland! (Main: @blueengland) I like doing silly things and this blog is a facet of that silliness, a more detatched chaos if you will.

For the purposes of this blog, fictional worlds are counted within universes they can travel to. They can also go inside objects, including game consoles. This is their preferred way to play games.

Some info about Jay:

-They're only a few megaannum old, not that much. -They/Them pronouns -No gender as that is a human construct they do not have the need for -They can transform/change form at will, being a piece of reality and all -Their name comes from how a glitch is something unintended in games, and they were an unintentional creation in the real world. Their other name comes from their favourite letter of the latin alphabet.

[glitch-formation]

sports

[glitch-formation]

life update

in a dark void

can't find any entrances to The Rift so i've been stuck here for a while

there's also a giant mirror

i prefer this to the snowy place

[two-counter]

wow what a nice place you have here i sure hope nothing bad had ever happened in the past.

-Jay of @glitch-formation

Oh, hello! Who are you? )> IuO

Uh, what did you say? I didn't hear you... )> IuÒ

[glitch-formation]

i'm Jay. i said i hope nothing bad had ever happened in the past here.

[two-counter]

So you... count... Js? )> T_O

I... really don't know much about the past, since I only started existing... maybe a month ago? Five may know more about what happened in the past. )> IuO

[glitch-formation]

no that's just my name. why would i count things?

[two-counter]

That's what everyone does here... )> I_O

[glitch-formation]

that's boring. don't you do anything fun?

[two-counter]

Hey, counting is fun! )> Ì˫Ó

[glitch-formation]

i doubt it honestly. you just see something and say how much of that thing there is.

[two-counter]

Well, at least I find it fun. )> Ī_Ō

[glitch-formation]

good for you.

before i go have this pokeball. i don't need it.

[two-counter]

Okay... what does it do? )> ÍuO

[glitch-formation]

throw it at something not human and it'll capture it.

[two-counter]

wow what a nice place you have here i sure hope nothing bad had ever happened in the past.

-Jay of @glitch-formation

Oh, hello! Who are you? )> IuO

Uh, what did you say? I didn't hear you... )> IuÒ

[glitch-formation]

i'm Jay. i said i hope nothing bad had ever happened in the past here.

[two-counter]

So you... count... Js? )> T_O

I... really don't know much about the past, since I only started existing... maybe a month ago? Five may know more about what happened in the past. )> IuO

[glitch-formation]

no that's just my name. why would i count things?

[two-counter]

That's what everyone does here... )> I_O

[glitch-formation]

that's boring. don't you do anything fun?

[two-counter]

Hey, counting is fun! )> Ì˫Ó

[glitch-formation]

i doubt it honestly. you just see something and say how much of that thing there is.

[two-counter]

Well, at least I find it fun. )> Ī_Ō

[glitch-formation]

good for you.

before i go have this pokeball. i don't need it.

[two-counter]

wow what a nice place you have here i sure hope nothing bad had ever happened in the past.

-Jay of @glitch-formation

Oh, hello! Who are you? )> IuO

Uh, what did you say? I didn't hear you... )> IuÒ

[glitch-formation]

i'm Jay. i said i hope nothing bad had ever happened in the past here.

[two-counter]

So you... count... Js? )> T_O

I... really don't know much about the past, since I only started existing... maybe a month ago? Five may know more about what happened in the past. )> IuO

[glitch-formation]

no that's just my name. why would i count things?

[two-counter]

That's what everyone does here... )> I_O

[glitch-formation]

that's boring. don't you do anything fun?

[two-counter]

Hey, counting is fun! )> Ì˫Ó

[glitch-formation]

i doubt it honestly. you just see something and say how much of that thing there is.

[two-counter]

wow what a nice place you have here i sure hope nothing bad had ever happened in the past.

-Jay of @glitch-formation

Oh, hello! Who are you? )> IuO

Uh, what did you say? I didn't hear you... )> IuÒ

[glitch-formation]

i'm Jay. i said i hope nothing bad had ever happened in the past here.

[two-counter]

So you... count... Js? )> T_O

I... really don't know much about the past, since I only started existing... maybe a month ago? Five may know more about what happened in the past. )> IuO

[glitch-formation]

no that's just my name. why would i count things?

[two-counter]

That's what everyone does here... )> I_O

[glitch-formation]

that's boring. don't you do anything fun?

[two-counter]

wow what a nice place you have here i sure hope nothing bad had ever happened in the past.

-Jay of @glitch-formation

Oh, hello! Who are you? )> IuO

Uh, what did you say? I didn't hear you... )> IuÒ

[glitch-formation]

i'm Jay. i said i hope nothing bad had ever happened in the past here.

[two-counter]

So you... count... Js? )> T_O

I... really don't know much about the past, since I only started existing... maybe a month ago? Five may know more about what happened in the past. )> IuO

[glitch-formation]

no that's just my name. why would i count things?

[two-counter]

wow what a nice place you have here i sure hope nothing bad had ever happened in the past.

-Jay of @glitch-formation

Oh, hello! Who are you? )> IuO

Uh, what did you say? I didn't hear you... )> IuÒ

[glitch-formation]

i'm Jay. i said i hope nothing bad had ever happened in the past here.

[the-tutorial]

hey Tutorial how are things going for you and are you still being not normal?

-Jay

I can assure you everything's totally normal!

[glitch-formation]

well that's good! i doubt it.

[glitch-formation]

sugar

[suicunecontainprotect]

Attention everyone:

Unknown persons have been sending people videogames that seem to be about the region the reciever is from.

I do not believe that this is safe to engage with, as the games inevitably seem to start containing details from the reciever's life, which implies some sort of connection. Please stop playing the pokemon games until more is known.

[glitch-formation]

i'm sorry i didn't mean to cause all this to happen

[the-tutorial]

so i was spying on you and you look a little not normal. are you fine or are you not fine and saying you're fine instead of saying you're not fine?

-Jay

Not fine-

HaHaHAHAHA

[glitch-formation]

that's not good very not good

have a pokeball

[the-tutorial]

A pokeball? What could I use a pokeball here for?

[glitch-formation]

i dunno

[the-tutorial]

Hmmmm, okay I-

*Tutorial throws the pokeball*

throw the ball at you.

[glitch-formation]

[They step out of the way.]

nice throw! maybe aim at something that isn't me next time though it's not very nice

[the-tutorial]

Hmmmm, alright.

>tutorial.summon slime3

[A Lvl. 3 Slime has appeared nearby!]

Now I just have to find it.

[glitch-formation]

good luck!

[the-tutorial]

I probably won't need-

*A slime launches from a tree onto Tutorials face*

Agh!

*Glup glup*

*Tutorial pushes of the slime and successfully hits it with the ball*

Okay what's supposed to happen-

*The slime disappears in a flash of light*

-now?

[glitch-formation]

wow! good job!

[the-tutorial]

Okay, so how does this work exactly, like where is the slime now??

[glitch-formation]

it's inside the ball have you ever played pokemon before?

[the-tutorial]

What's Pokémon?

So it's inside the ball? How can I take it out?

[glitch-formation]

try the button or throw it one of those should work

[the-tutorial]

Okay.

*After pressing the button the slime appears in another flash of light.*

Okay, I guess I have a slime now.

So what is Pokémon again?

[glitch-formation]

long answer short answer or really short answer?

[the-tutorial]

Medium please?

[glitch-formation]

it's a media franchise in the games you play as a pokemon trainer and you get a pokemon and fight other people's pokemon until you eventually win the game. it's fun

[the-tutorial]

Oh, but this slime isn't a Pokémon right? It's just a "monster". Wait a second... Where did you get a working Pokeball?

[glitch-formation]

so i'm not from this universe and i can go to other universes. i'm not taking you though

[the-tutorial]

So there's a universe where Pokémon aren't just a game? And you just, took, something from there?

[glitch-formation]

well there's actually many universes but yes

[the-tutorial]

Well, I'm pretty sure I can't travel between universes...

Alright.

[glitch-formation]

anyways i have to go get more pokeballs for Prof goodbye Tutorial will speak to you again about more stuff you've never heard of nor will ever see in the future!

[the-tutorial]

so i was spying on you and you look a little not normal. are you fine or are you not fine and saying you're fine instead of saying you're not fine?

-Jay

Not fine-

HaHaHAHAHA

[glitch-formation]

that's not good very not good

have a pokeball

[the-tutorial]

A pokeball? What could I use a pokeball here for?

[glitch-formation]

i dunno

[the-tutorial]

Hmmmm, okay I-

*Tutorial throws the pokeball*

throw the ball at you.

[glitch-formation]

[They step out of the way.]

nice throw! maybe aim at something that isn't me next time though it's not very nice

[the-tutorial]

Hmmmm, alright.

>tutorial.summon slime3

[A Lvl. 3 Slime has appeared nearby!]

Now I just have to find it.

[glitch-formation]

good luck!

[the-tutorial]

I probably won't need-

*A slime launches from a tree onto Tutorials face*

Agh!

*Glup glup*

*Tutorial pushes of the slime and successfully hits it with the ball*

Okay what's supposed to happen-

*The slime disappears in a flash of light*

-now?

[glitch-formation]

wow! good job!

[the-tutorial]

Okay, so how does this work exactly, like where is the slime now??

[glitch-formation]

it's inside the ball have you ever played pokemon before?

[the-tutorial]

What's Pokémon?

So it's inside the ball? How can I take it out?

[glitch-formation]

try the button or throw it one of those should work

[the-tutorial]

Okay.

*After pressing the button the slime appears in another flash of light.*

Okay, I guess I have a slime now.

So what is Pokémon again?

[glitch-formation]

long answer short answer or really short answer?

[the-tutorial]

Medium please?

[glitch-formation]

it's a media franchise in the games you play as a pokemon trainer and you get a pokemon and fight other people's pokemon until you eventually win the game. it's fun

[the-tutorial]

Oh, but this slime isn't a Pokémon right? It's just a "monster". Wait a second... Where did you get a working Pokeball?

[glitch-formation]

so i'm not from this universe and i can go to other universes. i'm not taking you though

[the-tutorial]

So there's a universe where Pokémon aren't just a game? And you just, took, something from there?

[glitch-formation]

well there's actually many universes but yes

[the-tutorial]

so i was spying on you and you look a little not normal. are you fine or are you not fine and saying you're fine instead of saying you're not fine?

-Jay

Not fine-

HaHaHAHAHA

[glitch-formation]

that's not good very not good

have a pokeball

[the-tutorial]

A pokeball? What could I use a pokeball here for?

[glitch-formation]

i dunno

[the-tutorial]

Hmmmm, okay I-

*Tutorial throws the pokeball*

throw the ball at you.

[glitch-formation]

[They step out of the way.]

nice throw! maybe aim at something that isn't me next time though it's not very nice

[the-tutorial]

Hmmmm, alright.

>tutorial.summon slime3

[A Lvl. 3 Slime has appeared nearby!]

Now I just have to find it.

[glitch-formation]

good luck!

[the-tutorial]

I probably won't need-

*A slime launches from a tree onto Tutorials face*

Agh!

*Glup glup*

*Tutorial pushes of the slime and successfully hits it with the ball*

Okay what's supposed to happen-

*The slime disappears in a flash of light*

-now?

[glitch-formation]

wow! good job!

[the-tutorial]

Okay, so how does this work exactly, like where is the slime now??

[glitch-formation]

it's inside the ball have you ever played pokemon before?

[the-tutorial]

What's Pokémon?

So it's inside the ball? How can I take it out?

[glitch-formation]

try the button or throw it one of those should work

[the-tutorial]

Okay.

*After pressing the button the slime appears in another flash of light.*

Okay, I guess I have a slime now.

So what is Pokémon again?

[glitch-formation]

long answer short answer or really short answer?

[the-tutorial]

Medium please?

[glitch-formation]

it's a media franchise in the games you play as a pokemon trainer and you get a pokemon and fight other people's pokemon until you eventually win the game. it's fun

[the-tutorial]

Oh, but this slime isn't a Pokémon right? It's just a "monster". Wait a second... Where did you get a working Pokeball?

[glitch-formation]

so i'm not from this universe and i can go to other universes. i'm not taking you though

[the-tutorial]

so i was spying on you and you look a little not normal. are you fine or are you not fine and saying you're fine instead of saying you're not fine?

-Jay

Not fine-

HaHaHAHAHA

[glitch-formation]

that's not good very not good

have a pokeball

[the-tutorial]

A pokeball? What could I use a pokeball here for?

[glitch-formation]

i dunno

[the-tutorial]

Hmmmm, okay I-

*Tutorial throws the pokeball*

throw the ball at you.

[glitch-formation]

[They step out of the way.]

nice throw! maybe aim at something that isn't me next time though it's not very nice

[the-tutorial]

Hmmmm, alright.

>tutorial.summon slime3

[A Lvl. 3 Slime has appeared nearby!]

Now I just have to find it.

[glitch-formation]

good luck!

[the-tutorial]

I probably won't need-

*A slime launches from a tree onto Tutorials face*

Agh!

*Glup glup*

*Tutorial pushes of the slime and successfully hits it with the ball*

Okay what's supposed to happen-

*The slime disappears in a flash of light*

-now?

[glitch-formation]

wow! good job!

[the-tutorial]

Okay, so how does this work exactly, like where is the slime now??

[glitch-formation]

it's inside the ball have you ever played pokemon before?

[the-tutorial]

What's Pokémon?

So it's inside the ball? How can I take it out?

[glitch-formation]

try the button or throw it one of those should work

[the-tutorial]

Okay.

*After pressing the button the slime appears in another flash of light.*

Okay, I guess I have a slime now.

So what is Pokémon again?

[glitch-formation]

long answer short answer or really short answer?

[the-tutorial]

Medium please?

[glitch-formation]

it's a media franchise in the games you play as a pokemon trainer and you get a pokemon and fight other people's pokemon until you eventually win the game. it's fun

[the-tutorial]

so i was spying on you and you look a little not normal. are you fine or are you not fine and saying you're fine instead of saying you're not fine?

-Jay

Not fine-

HaHaHAHAHA

[glitch-formation]

that's not good very not good

have a pokeball

[the-tutorial]

A pokeball? What could I use a pokeball here for?

[glitch-formation]

i dunno

[the-tutorial]

Hmmmm, okay I-

*Tutorial throws the pokeball*

throw the ball at you.

[glitch-formation]

[They step out of the way.]

nice throw! maybe aim at something that isn't me next time though it's not very nice

[the-tutorial]

Hmmmm, alright.

>tutorial.summon slime3

[A Lvl. 3 Slime has appeared nearby!]

Now I just have to find it.

[glitch-formation]

good luck!

[the-tutorial]

I probably won't need-

*A slime launches from a tree onto Tutorials face*

Agh!

*Glup glup*

*Tutorial pushes of the slime and successfully hits it with the ball*

Okay what's supposed to happen-

*The slime disappears in a flash of light*

-now?

[glitch-formation]

wow! good job!

[the-tutorial]

Okay, so how does this work exactly, like where is the slime now??

[glitch-formation]

it's inside the ball have you ever played pokemon before?

[the-tutorial]

What's Pokémon?

So it's inside the ball? How can I take it out?

[glitch-formation]

try the button or throw it one of those should work

[the-tutorial]

Okay.

*After pressing the button the slime appears in another flash of light.*

Okay, I guess I have a slime now.

So what is Pokémon again?

[glitch-formation]

long answer short answer or really short answer?