When will the government stop my sinful hand

I mostly whine about how hard life is with interests in WG and inflation. Why the heck are YOU here PS- please click on posts to see the tags! I'm an avid tag commentator!

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Happy post 800

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“ Je suis déjà un peu gros et j'ai le sentiment que je vais encore grossir. “ I can’t believe French class has gotten low-key kinky

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“ J'ai trop maigri cette année. Cette année, je vais manger un peu plus pour grossir. “ HELP

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“ Je suis déjà un peu gros et j'ai le sentiment que je vais encore grossir. “ I can’t believe French class has gotten low-key kinky

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me for the 6th time today: I don’t have anything to do… oh do I wonder how I’ll spend my time

my meat:

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Sometimes you find yourself reading slug pregnancy shit and wonder where everything went so wrong in your life

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I can’t believe the new season of Matsu got my ass in the first goddamn episode

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the only millennial headline that matters

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reblog if you want dinner more than sex

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https://twitter.com/lesbianpidge/status/814879688627625984

Still relevant

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I think only one actual p/o/rn bot has followed this blog since the invasion of bots while I would have to weed them out constantly on my rather SFW main

Is it a matter of general activity or is it just entirely random?

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Hey! Anyone know of any good WG artists/writers who

1- excel in fandom stuff. Prefer them being very versatile with stuff they haven’t watched/read/played before just in case

2- HAVE NO KNOWN HISTORY OF MAKING ANY UNDERAGE SMUT SHIT OF ANY SORT or even anything that can be interpreted as underage. Even if characters are considered vaguely “late teens” I’m counting it as underage for safety reasons

3- Also haven’t done any bestality. I have seen a lot of shit in my time is all I’m gonna say

4- Are cool with male WG. I mean I prefer predominantly-does-male-WG but losers can’t be choosers. As long as they DO the fucking thing I’ll be satisfied

5- Are cool with ridiculous sizes I guess? ??? Let’s say past 1000lbs. Just in case. Just. In case

So yeah if you have any recs of people with open commissions who are swell and also aren’t gross that would be great because I have money to spend and finally all of my payment ways are private so basically all issues with getting me some sweet fatty shit is out the goddamn door

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Still looking! The smut well continues to be dry and I’m in a position to do something about it for myself

Basically if you think you know anyone who can tackle Tess and Joel from T/L//oU or characters from B//io/Sh//ock lemme know

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Hux/KRen WG keeps popping up on AO3 and I’m kind of....confused....about that being the movie’s it WG couple

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Hey! Anyone know of any good WG artists/writers who

1- excel in fandom stuff. Prefer them being very versatile with stuff they haven’t watched/read/played before just in case

2- HAVE NO KNOWN HISTORY OF MAKING ANY UNDERAGE SMUT SHIT OF ANY SORT or even anything that can be interpreted as underage. Even if characters are considered vaguely “late teens” I’m counting it as underage for safety reasons

3- Also haven’t done any bestality. I have seen a lot of shit in my time is all I’m gonna say

4- Are cool with male WG. I mean I prefer predominantly-does-male-WG but losers can’t be choosers. As long as they DO the fucking thing I’ll be satisfied

5- Are cool with ridiculous sizes I guess? ??? Let’s say past 1000lbs. Just in case. Just. In case

So yeah if you have any recs of people with open commissions who are swell and also aren’t gross that would be great because I have money to spend and finally all of my payment ways are private so basically all issues with getting me some sweet fatty shit is out the goddamn door

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Business Insider writer: *links to an expansion fetish deviantart page*

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holy fucking shit

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pierre fucked up

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There is going to be so much Smoky Quartz porn and I am going to barf for days

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Last night though I had a WG dream and unfortunately did not keep the vague buzzed turn-on feeling after I woke up (then fell asleep and dreamed about something completely different)

I swear I only am ever really turned on out of the blue when my brain decides to, once in a blue moon, give me a dream like that