I SELL PORYGON Z!!!

Adult Hoenni DM ME FOR PRICES!!!

[glitchy-z-0233]

You probably won't see a lot of me on this blog. Hi you don't get to know my name. Call me Glitch. I'm an independent Porygon developer from Hoenn. This account half belongs to my favorites of the viruses. I also keep a rotom, but outside of that I'm not a pokemon trainer really. I SELL MY BUGS!!! They're downloadable so most of the time it goes through multiversal internet fine. DM me if you want one/have questions about prices. Adult, polyamorous moronsexual. UNFORTUNATELY.\ Remember kids- Trust the hair of the dog that bit you, never trust a pirate, and always make sure to measure twice, cut once.

[wishmaker-astra]

Speaking of... man, fuck, yeah, feel kinda out of place here as well as IRL in general. Don't really fit in here culturally.

For example: I really do hope most of you are lying about your ages, names, and hopefully where you live for safety reasons (swear I've seen damn addresses on here before at some point). Definitely hope you're lying about triggers whenever those are posted, or at a bare minimum aren't disclosing all of them.

[anotherscreed]

yeah... des is a nickname, I'm very deliberately not going into where I live beyond "somewhere in unova" because. uh. no! it sure does feel like internet safety has. declined. a whole lot? overall? and that's kinda bad, everyone

could admittedly be less open about my age but tbh I think that probably matters more for kids

[glitchy-z-0233]

You guys don't think my name is actually Glitch do you?

[crazysonofaglitch]

This little devil's got spirit, I tell you! Hurts like hell when it scratches you!

For some reason it only attacks me, not Eternity. And its code is so messed up, I can't even possess it. Not that I'd want to. It's kind of cute to have around. Maybe when it gets older...

[glitchy-z-0233]

Ya got a zed there?

[crazysonofaglitch]

A what now?

Nope, it's a DrilBIOS. Like a Drilbur except way weirder. They like to eat computer parts apparently.

[glitchy-z-0233]

Oh, huh. I never got this notification apparently but I've never heard of that one.

Zeds are just a shorthand for PORYGON-Z, but I forget most people online don't know what I'm talking about

[crazysonofaglitch]

Ah, gotcha. Nope, the little bastard seems to be unique.

[glitchy-z-0233]

Got any pictures? Pory line is my specialty but I'm pretty interested in all these other "glitch pokemon" I've been hearing about lately

[crazysonofaglitch]

Why of course! Here's an artistic rendition by yours truly

// Warning below the cut for slight body horror

[glitchy-z-0233]

Huh. What typing is that? Ground electric?

[crazysonofaglitch]

This little devil's got spirit, I tell you! Hurts like hell when it scratches you!

For some reason it only attacks me, not Eternity. And its code is so messed up, I can't even possess it. Not that I'd want to. It's kind of cute to have around. Maybe when it gets older...

[glitchy-z-0233]

Ya got a zed there?

[crazysonofaglitch]

A what now?

Nope, it's a DrilBIOS. Like a Drilbur except way weirder. They like to eat computer parts apparently.

[glitchy-z-0233]

Oh, huh. I never got this notification apparently but I've never heard of that one.

Zeds are just a shorthand for PORYGON-Z, but I forget most people online don't know what I'm talking about

[crazysonofaglitch]

Ah, gotcha. Nope, the little bastard seems to be unique.

[glitchy-z-0233]

Got any pictures? Pory line is my specialty but I'm pretty interested in all these other "glitch pokemon" I've been hearing about lately

[brightfuture-unova]

If humans are inherently bad, why would Plasma begin in the first place?

It's a choice to stop being evil.

[glitchy-z-0233]

Original sin (Latin: peccatum originale) in Christian theology refers to the condition of sinfulness that all humans share, which is inherited from Adam and Eve due to the Fall, involving the loss of original righteousness and the distortion of the Image of God.[1] The biblical basis for the belief is generally found in Genesis 3 (the story of the expulsion of Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden), and in texts such as Psalm 51:5 ("I was brought forth in iniquity, and in sin did my mother conceive me") and Romans 5:12–21 ("Therefore, just as sin entered the world through one man, and death through sin, and in this way death came to all people, because all sinned")

[crazysonofaglitch]

This little devil's got spirit, I tell you! Hurts like hell when it scratches you!

For some reason it only attacks me, not Eternity. And its code is so messed up, I can't even possess it. Not that I'd want to. It's kind of cute to have around. Maybe when it gets older...

[glitchy-z-0233]

Ya got a zed there?

[crazysonofaglitch]

A what now?

Nope, it's a DrilBIOS. Like a Drilbur except way weirder. They like to eat computer parts apparently.

[glitchy-z-0233]

Oh, huh. I never got this notification apparently but I've never heard of that one.

Zeds are just a shorthand for PORYGON-Z, but I forget most people online don't know what I'm talking about

[wordx]

"I like you” ok so where are my love letters????

[glitchy-z-0233]

Love-letter-for-you at your service !! ! !!! ! !!!!

[atypical-harmonia]

wait, are you talking about briar? she's on hrt??? and was on it in plasma???? that's what you're implying but it doesn't seem to add up.

ask her. I wouldn't lie about her. not about her.. tell her I said hi. ♡

[glitchy-z-0233]

BRIAR AND ATTY, SITTING IN A TREE. K-I-S-S-I-N-G! ONE FELL OFF AND BROKE HER TRUST - ONE CALLED BACK BUT NOT ENOUGH! ATTELYN ATTELYN SITTING IN A TREE! C-R-Y-R-I-N-G. FIRST COMES FEARS - THEN COMES ANGER - THEN COMES ATTY WITH A

[brightfuture-unova]

Does team Plasma atleast have HRT

Heavy rail transit?

[oncerocket-nowplasma]

I don't think we have trains. Maybe it means Happiness Righteousness and Treats??

[brightfuture-unova]

Maybe but i hope it means passenger trains cause that's one of the sources where happiness comes from probably.

[glitchy-z-0233]

[crazysonofaglitch]

This little devil's got spirit, I tell you! Hurts like hell when it scratches you!

For some reason it only attacks me, not Eternity. And its code is so messed up, I can't even possess it. Not that I'd want to. It's kind of cute to have around. Maybe when it gets older...

[glitchy-z-0233]

Ya got a zed there?

[kantocamping]

Does anyone remember that period in the 90s where porygon technology was the newest thing and a bunch of people invested money in startup companies based in porygon tech and then lost billions of dollars because it turns out porygon technology was (and is) unreliable and hard to profit off of. And then ~5 years later it happened again with the internet. That was crazy.

[rover-on-rotomblr]

I! STOLE! THEIR! DOLLARS!

[kantocamping]

Thank you for your service. 🫡

[glitchy-z-0233]

Good work and arc bless to our noble bugs

[ghostgirlcara]

... I think I need to get a better idea of what people think about this.

If you learned that someone was training a Glitch Pokémon, would that affect your perception of them?

Yes, negatively

Not really

Yes, positively

Voting ended onJun 19, 2025

[pokeglitchden]

Honestly, I am probably biased here. But I definitely get an immediately good impression of someone if I know they've raised a Glitch pokemon. It is a pretty good indicator that the person is able to care for a pokemon that might have very specific needs, or require a good deal of specialization.

It's not to say someone who doesn't raise Glitch Pokemon can't be those things. But it certainly leaves a good impression for me if I know a person is raising a Glitch Pokemon successfully.

[glitchy-z-0233]

When you talk about "Glitch Pokemon" are you thinking of Zeds or like. A missingno

[pokeglitchden]

Er... well yes like Missingno, 'M, ゥ/ 4ァ 4, you know the ones.

Those are the Glitch Pokemon we're referring to.

Though porygon Z has been argued to fit the categorization as well. Not *every* Glitch Pokemon originates in Glitch City after all.

[glitchy-z-0233]

Missingno is basically a cryptid as far as my side of things goes, but it's one ibe always been interested in. Plus, I make Porygon Z for a living more or less, so anything in the family is good in my book.

[parasect-center]

I know I've been gone for 100000 years but I just got my phone fixed and my Tumblr on my phone was still logged into this account.

If I wanna get back into this do I... Have to give lore explanations for why I was gone on every single blog? Do I have to acknowledge it?

[parasect-center]

I've decided level of canonicity will vary from blog to blog... Serena was gone the full time and just didn't realize it due to immortality and work with the hotel, Annie was gone, but for less time, Claire and any others I likely just won't acknowledge it for.

The gist is just; I was gone for a bit due to life stuff and now I'm back. I'll probably be less frequent but I still think it'd be fun, and I have plot with Annie and Claire I wanna see through

That being saiiiid

@cari-ad is Annie's "rival" still around?

[ghostgirlcara]

... I think I need to get a better idea of what people think about this.

If you learned that someone was training a Glitch Pokémon, would that affect your perception of them?

Yes, negatively

Not really

Yes, positively

Voting ended onJun 19, 2025

[pokeglitchden]

Honestly, I am probably biased here. But I definitely get an immediately good impression of someone if I know they've raised a Glitch pokemon. It is a pretty good indicator that the person is able to care for a pokemon that might have very specific needs, or require a good deal of specialization.

It's not to say someone who doesn't raise Glitch Pokemon can't be those things. But it certainly leaves a good impression for me if I know a person is raising a Glitch Pokemon successfully.

[glitchy-z-0233]

When you talk about "Glitch Pokemon" are you thinking of Zeds or like. A missingno

[galactic-mmorpgs]

stairs

in the new world, there wont be stairs.

[rover-on-rotomblr]

WHAT!

[galactic-mmorpgs]

stupid question.

what dont you understand?

[rover-on-rotomblr]

THERE? WILL? BE? NO? STAIRS?

HOW. WILL? YOU. GO? UP! UP! UP! UP! UP!

[glitchy-z-0233]

Ramps and elevators?

[tinkatinktrain]

porygon just seem more trouble than they're worth imo

[rover-on-rotomblr]

SKILL. ISSUE!

[g-zmania]

Genesect. Opinions?

@glitchy-z-0233

Put the guys that did that to the poor thing in front of me and let me at em

[glitchy-z-0233]

I dunno. I've never seen one myself but i've read articles. Thing doesn't seem to mind, so it seems about as ethical as any other fossil resurrection to me.... (clara lis not withstanding)