“Oh, um—you’re sure that’s alright? Are you sure? Won’t that… hurt?” first time you convince Adam to do some WWE shit to you when you’re on his dick vs. the longer you’ve been dating you’ve got him doing borderline illegal shit to you and he’s completely divorced from any idea of what’s normal anymore. Knows you’ll take it like a ragdoll and you come harder when he smacks you clean across the face while he’s fucking you. That one took him months to convince him to do—to actually hit you—and he almost cried the first time, but now you’re a couple years in and he’ll smack you so hard you see stars cause he knows that’s what made you squirt for the first time and it works almost every time now. Has you on the floor like a dog in a headlock making noises that almost made his roommate call the cops one time until you emerged from his bedroom looking like you just won the lottery and he realized ohhh y’all are just freaked tf out. Adam couldn’t even look him in the eye. Oh how far you’ve come!! You’re still shocked you convinced your sweet angel boyfriend to do that stuff, but he’s nothing if not a giver.















