Did you have the freddo cake?

jess / sydney / pull calum's finger to ring my doorbell

[inthetags]

reblog this and put your favourite album of 2017 in the tags

[ms-mazarin]

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

[writing-reigns-deactivated20200]

reblog to save a writer 

[whispersandwhiskerburn]

Reblog because the titles for each category are comedy gold.

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reblog for future reference

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I didn’t realize I needed this until now.

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ohh my god, reblogging for the titles XDXDXD

[hotdamn5sos]

SLFL: Brisbane - October 2, 2016 [HQ] [photographed by Project U]

[uronlyangel]

IMPORTANT PLS READ + SHARE- u might have seen this floating around on twitter but i thought it should be spread around before the melb slfl show!!! he was at troye sivan, selena gomez, the 1975 shows and i have heard of him at other gigs where it is ga and usually a young female fan base, as well as girls seeing him outside the venues and on tram 70 from flinders. Girls have reported him to security & police so i’m sure the security @ slfl will be keepin an eye out for him but i think its still important to protect other girls and make them aware about this! 💕 sorry if it scares u that wasn’t my intention, just want us all to have a safe positive experience at slfl!!

[hotdamn5sos]

SLFL: Mexico City - September 23, 2016 [x]

[hotdamn5sos]

SLFL: Mexico City - September 23, 2016 [x]

[irwinsource]

5sos: Mexico City you were amazing tonight, excited to do it again tomorrow!

[hotdamn5sos]

ashtonirwin: Round 2 tonight here in Mexico City. Last night was amazing Xx

[hotdamn5sos]

lukehemmings: Mexico City round 1, see you for round 2 TONIGHT !

[glittercalums]

follow me on Insta for a fun time! I always follow back!

[hotdamn5sos]

5sos: Thank you Albuquerque!! // 📸: @hoeg

[diablocodys]

well, im making this because i don’t want you beginners to be like me, annoying all my tumblr friends and overall practically ripping my hair out trying to make literally anything in photoshop

so i’ve compiled a list of all my short tricks that will make learning how to use photoshop, a hell of a lot easier

resources will be at the bottom!

PLEASE LIKE AND/OR REBLOG IF YOU FOUND THIS USEFUL

Keep reading

[hotdamn5sos]

calumhood: In Hawaii.

[hotdamn5sos]

@5SOS: make sure to use our tour app for slfl http://bit.ly/5SOSt

[diaryof5sos]

[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

things primary school taught me that really stuck:

littering is the worst possible thing you can do

leaving a tap on is the second worst possible thing you can do

stop drop and roll

a lot of excess knowledge about volcanoes for a kid growing up in a country with no active volcanoes

[temeraire]

people from australian capital cities

sydney: loves either the beach or the opera house or both; probably a hipster; thinks sydney should have been the capital of australia

brisbane: lives at queen street mall; will fight anyone 2 uphold the honour of brisbane; will fight anyone in general

melbourne: “hi i’m from melb”; emo; thinks melbourne is hot in the summer

darwin: literally has to deal with crocodiles and 40°+ heat; in touch with nature or some shit

perth: likes rocks and politics (?); i’m still not entirely convinced western australia exists actually

adelaide: needs to shut up about adelaide being “australia’s shopping hub” or whatever shit fuck; probably wears scarves all year round; definitely a hipster

hobart: full of suffering; either loves or hates apples there is no inbetween; bitter

canberra: knows either too much or absolutely nothing about politics; definitely at least a bit pretentious; acts like they live in the art museum or some shit; never actually been to questacon