Glitter & bats @glitternbats - Tumblr Blog

So cold. So very cold. My eternal grief, it craves ze cocoa, but only ze darkest und richest of cocoas. So, here ist mein technique for making ze cocoa zat is as dark as ze despair which envelopes the heart of all zose who are afflicted...

gothtriggers

25 Februar 2014

#the cocoa #yum #it is ze only way

fat cat face plant

This tea is awful. It’s fucking disgusting. Don’t believe that lazy shit idyllic pastoral landscape on the goddamn cardboard box. It’s a damn lie and if you drink this tea you’ll know the heart of minty darkness

Like OK I appreciate that it tries to prepare you for whats inside by a cute picture on the box. Fresh green mint leaves, and some candy cane sticks to get you in that shitty assfaced Christmas mood. Look it’s even tied with a repugnant little red bow. fuck this tea.

So if you open the box and immediately steep a cup prepare to get one of those cute lil candy canes up your FUCKING NOSE and in your FUCKING EYES because this shit doesn’t know personal space in the same way a demon from hell doesn’t know a loving God.

I hope you like drinking your throat lozenges because here’s a blistering stream an actual menthol golem would piss down your fucking throat while you gag on its candy-striped wiener.

So you lock this shit in a box for 3 months while you recover from the worst toothpaste-flavored blowjob of your life and maybe get yourself together again. You recover. You move on. Things are looking pretty up and you think back, well maybe that godforsaken tea didn’t really taste like a peppermint Siberia. So you make a cup like the foolish piece of shit you are

and you’re right, but so wrong about the character and nature of your mistake you might as well star in Greek tragedy. You pathetic bag of bollocks.

because in the months its been locked in a top-shelf tomb the life and vehement mint-based hatred for the physical world has withered and desiccated out of its soulless teabag husks.

Now what you have got in your fucking unfortunate mug is a hot steaming cup of fuck you that tastes like the inside of the birch tree on the fucking box, or maybe Santa’s tears mixed with mummy dust, or midwinter leaf litter a vaguely minty dog only rolled in once.

The aftertaste stinks of wax. Why wax? Because it wants to remind you that you’re the kid who ate birthday candles in first grade, that’s why. And every single other bad decision you now regret.

fuck this tea. fuck it, it tastes like a hollow mannequin of a tea, hot leaf swill unfit to fertilize even fake fucking flowers.Maybe you could tan leather in it. I don’t fucking know but get it away from me and the human race. Fucking shoot it at the moon where it belongs with all of the other celestial fucking seasonings. fuck

#best tea critique ever

landonsphotography

AB14 Friday: Really cool Cecil with a glow cloud, like woah. I believe the Cecil is dehearmont! Can also be viewed on flickr.

#cecil #Welcome to Night Vale #cosplay #dehearmont

lanadelphoxx

i’m waking up

to ash and dust

iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea

I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust

clamperls

im breathing in the chemicals

orphanblacks-deactivated2020041

#i'm crying #Imagine Dragons

shoomlah

Some hand-drawn lettering for a poster I probably won’t end up finishing.

I don’t think you understand just how much I love drawing letterforms. So damn relaxing.

#claire hummel #Victorian monsters

creatures-alive

Amazon Tree Boa (Corallus hortulanus) - Juvenile by Lucas M. Bustamante-Enríquez on Flickr.

#Amazon Tree Boa #Lucas M. Bustamante-Enriquez #Pretty Photography

zebrafeets-art

I meant him to have more themey colors, but somehow he turned into a candy bat or something. Happy Halloween!!

glitternbats

How can you be so cute

#zebrafeets #art #pretty pretty art #candy bat #Halloween

inritum

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

ghostdog07

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

j-aws

yay its back.

moondoll

so… I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture… and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L … and like… I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like? So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something

addu-crap-blog

Moon-City

Finally did some personal design work, finished one of many ideas that are pending. Hope you guys like it. Prints and other products available at Society6

#moon-city #addu #pretty art