Hewwo? Its Me

♐️||she/her they/them |INTJ Bun/Blue mostly memes nowadays

[loinenm]

unc still got it 🍏

[meiratheghost]

that glowin ring thing

[themirokai]

Hand soap and moisturizer locked in an epic winter-long battle over the desertification of the hands.

[waterandsilver]

not only do i support immigration, i don't want to live anywhere without immigrants

[mortimermcmirestinks]

yeah like. why the fuck would I want to live somewhere where one of the location's defining traits is "nobody wants to come here"

[hammerspree-deactivated20250507]

I like how this one is glowing like a powerful magic tome

[sm64mario]

Hm… Mario’sa saw an ad in the newspaper for’a part time job! Mario’sa gonna take it! It’a seems like easy pay! Yahoo!

[sm64mario]

First’a night on the job, everyone!

[sm64mario]

Why are they moving.

[cottonwings]

Mixed media

[bathroomcube]

how your 20s feel when you dont know what ur doing

[ri5k]

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

[hjbender]

The Four Discoursemen

[toweringclam]

Sinners ranked by how bad a day they were having when they had their ID photo taken

Hong Lu

Truly, a beautiful day.

Don Quixote

The worst thing to happen to her today was the cameraman telling her that she isn't supposed to smile for this.

Ryoshu

Covered in blood. Not sure whose, but it isn't hers. C.B.M.W.

Outis

She woke up this morning and put on her old uniform, ready to face judgement for her many, many war crimes. It's turned out slightly better than expected.

Rodion

Well she WAS having a good day.

Ishmael

Had very different plans for the day that did not involve getting Shanghaied by a shady corporation. I'd be pretty miffed too.

Meursault

Meursault.

Faust

Silently regretting every single decision in her life that led up to this point, and knowing exactly what she could have done differently. Chat is laughing at her. Chat will never stop laughing at her.

Sinclair

Nobody has kicked this puppy yet, but he knows it's coming. He flinches every time someone raises their leg. It's gonna be soon. Any moment now, someone's gonna kick the puppy. He's at the point of hoping he gets kicked just so they can get it over with.

Heathcliff

Now this dog's been kicked. Many, many times. You think that looking this rough would rank him lower, but he's used to it. Getting the shit kicked out of him is a pretty normal day for Heathcliff.

Yi Sang

The world's saddest, wettest man at his saddest and wettest. Wait a minute, why is he so wet? That could seriously skew the results here.

Gregor

He has not had a good day. In fact, he has never had a good day. That is the face of a man who has given up hope of ever having a good day. Every day you meet him is the single worst day of his life. He aspires to having a day that is merely bad.

[stare-into-the-water-alex]

Imagine hiding the fact that you're gay for almost forty years to the point that it pushes your wife to suicide. Then, you wake up in a magical guilt prison. And the warden is nonbinary.

[6irlpet]

i dont want a childproofed internet i am almost 30 fucking years old. give your kid an internet safety talk and stop making it the problem of every adult on the planet every time some cryptkeeper legislator gets the brilliant idea (via conservative lobbying) to push through yet another bill gutting our access to free expression + increasing the powers of the surveillance state + lining the pockets of Big Data in the name of Protecting The Kids they wont even feed. this shit is exhausting i can’t believe we’re going to be fighting about it for the rest of my life

[synergy27]

Me at 13: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 17: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 21: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

[showgirlshawn]

Me at 35: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

[avenger-nerd-mom]

Me at 51: "god I can't wait to go home and read fanfic"

[a-wizard]

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

[jackabbot]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

every day I learn bot comments on ao3 are stooping lower and lower

anyway if you get a comment like this, chances are that they are bot and their goal is to do whatever it takes to get you to delete your work, most certainly (from what I’ve heard) it’s because they want to “safely” steal your work, use it to train their ai without you being able to rightfully claim ownership of your work since “there’s no proof that the work was stolen/was posted elsewhere first by you” because the original source has already been deleted.

THEY ARE ALL BOTS. at first it was “ao3 is deleting fics and your entire account will be affected unless you delete the fics yourself” then it was “this work contains contents that are illegal and they have already reported you and your fic to the police” (yes, that’s how desperate these bots are), and now it’s this.

report their comments to ao3 for spam—in this case, specifically, I think you may be able to report them for harassment too—and don’t pay attention to them, most importantly don’t delete your works, don’t feel discouraged by their comments. remember that they are bots and they mass comment something like this on people’s works at random to get people to delete their works. (or even if they’re not bot, they are still pathetic bullies who don’t deserve your time or attention.)

MORE ABOUT BOTS AND SCAMS PLAGUING AO3’S COMMENTS SECTION HERE