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getting cockblocked by some dude named carl and his sentient cat rn

#eli.txt #kidding! silly joke post!#but also kinda for real

plsplspls tease me about how wet my boxers are before u’ve even touched me

i have very grabbable hips and i need someone to use that to pull me into their lap and move me so i'm grinding on them <3

boypssydisorder

dry humping them with my vibrator inbetween us when ??,?,?,?,,?

jordanswitches

i just wanna be so mean to him like i want to have him lie down all cute and nervous and spread his thighs so i can lay between them and suck him off and run my fingers over his cock for hours while he gasps and stutters out moans and tells me he's gonna cum and i just don't fucking let him

yoursweetcorpse

oh, you're having a bad day, baby? let me help you then. lay back, it's alright. no no, youre just perfect how you are. so handsome. men are supposed to moan just like you're doing right now. those noises, keep it up for me. kissing and biting your inner thighs, ignoring your throbbing dick. I'll get there soon, don't worry, handsome.

yoursweetcorpse

horny, sleepy boy in my lap, his back against my chest and my hands wrapped around up front. rubbing his inner thighs and ignoring his wet cock. should I touch you there baby? say please.

so like. is this a water pressure issue or an adhd issue

#eli.txt

ok sound off is it weird to send your cis husband tdick porn as like. an instructional guide lmfao

#eli.txt #cause there is one video in particular I'm thinking of where I'm like. That. Do That Exactly.

femmeespeon

The ‘On Our Backs’ 2002 Calendar. December photo. Shot by Michele Serchuk.

#prev so glad u like the slutty lil basketball shorts i feel rly hot whenever i wear them now #also this made me think about folding you in half like this and. hhhrgdggdggffhsgh.

stella-draws-things

#i love it when he does that #þ #<- prev say more about this omg

ideal morning: get edged until I'm nearly in tears begging to cum. be told "ok if you're sure you can handle it". cum. be forced to keep going immediately. be told "you asked for this, be a good boy and take it". keep cumming again and again until the sheets are soaked and i have to tap out bc it hurts so much. profit.

#eli.txt

80slesbiab

Kate McKinnon getting her hair pulled by THE pornstar Nina Hartley

rose-chateau

bitterkarella

the flat hand thing works, she’s correct

lyrifemme

The flat hand thing is so correct, and I’ve thought about this clip like four times a week since i saw it like ten years ago. That is NOT a noise she intended to make

#hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #c<3 #target audience fuckin REACHED dawg

wet spot the size of my hand hello holy shit??

#eli.txt #c<3 #blaming their hoodie. god damn that was a Good One

mythosphere

[with barely concealed lust] what the fuck is wrong with him

#so many delicious things #<- prev heehee u love whats wrong w me #u wanna make me cry (positive) on ur strap abt whatever is wrong w me #hopping around gleefully like a crow that stole ur car keys as i type this btw

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#eli.txt #ventpost ye be warned #mostly putting here to respect a friendship boundary on main #but like. ppl with work from home spouses. how are you ever finding time/space to get yourself off #bc i don't always want it to be a group activity #and I'm starting to feel sort of angry and claustrophobic about the fact that my husband is just Always Home

glitterypuppycock

you ever think about the concept of taking pain for someone and it gets you so rock hard so fast you actually get dizzy

#make it hurt as much as you want i promise i can take it!#c<3

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