Not Today Satan

Yo yo you yo! I’m Bethan. 26. Lesbian. Feminist. Bitch. BLM. ✌🏻🏳️‍🌈

[vorkmmo]

Barn Owl Extreme Cuteness (x)

[screeching-painter-witch]

being queer isn’t my only personality trait. i also hate cops

[animatedtext]

requested by felixcharlie

[depsidase]

the kind of high level humour we’re known for around here.

[holyth3firm-deactivated20200430]

My dad said he checked the mail and there were dudes just straight up snorting coke out in the open lol

[bacco-malato-deactivated2020080]

The earth is healing

[westsaintpaulpanerawhore]

we are the virus

[ofdirtandbones]

Humans were made to art and laugh not capitalism and cry

[askclint]

Someone who has never played Animal Crossing: So all you do is pick up seashells and catch fish?

Me:

[floororanges]

[glitteryunicornsandrainbows]

I have been waiting too long for this ❤️ #animalcrossing #animalcrossingnewhorizons #animalcrossingswitch #quarentineandchill https://www.instagram.com/p/B982gdwBBYZ/?igshid=12ophge9g67ji

[nbcnightlynews]

WATCH: The Oregon Zoo in Portland was closed to the public today due to heavy snow – but the zoo’s residents had a blast.

[i-hate-vegans-deactivated201910]

Oh my GODD THE POLAR BEAR GOT SOME SNOW HE MUST FEEL SO REFRESHED

[xenosaurus]

relatable seals at the end there

[followmetoyourdoom]

“Hey Joe! Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe look!!! It’s snow!”

[epicwalrus-deactivated20210127]

I need more of this shit!

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Those happy elephant sounds cleared my skin and watered my crops.

[dlvlotus]

The polar bear “hell nahhhh. This ain’t that fake shit ! THIS AINT THAT FAKE SHIT. THIS THAT REAL SHIT!!!”

[sadbussy-deactivated20151203]

[l-dunnigan]

Trump’s America

[thelovewittch]

Frozen II (2019) dir. Jennifer Lee, Chris Buck

[harrypotterhousequotes]

HUFFLEPUFF:

“You know you a star, you can touch the sky I know that it’s hard, but you have to try”

–Lizzo (Good as Hell)

[animalcrossingmemes]

[russiansandgod]

[funeralmarketsuperstore-deactiv]

please serve her she is very hungry she walked an hour just to get here she has 8 children

[communistbussy]

they’re just confirming that she wants 4

[hotboyproblems]

[ymirsbian-deactivated-deactivat]

[i-am-a-fish]

let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation

[elainapoststhings]

Don’t they gotta clean up what we pour out

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck stop it everyone the post is cancelled everyone please stop fuck what have I done

[andersonsallpurpose]

let’s clean one up for the janitors