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The trees are calling for you in rattled gasps. The woods have a hole for you, that you fit in, that you nest in, that they wrap around and covet.
insansity:
She smiled, showing off teeth that were a little too sharp for the human-ish form she generally kept, “Yeah, that’s a good analogy,” she replied, “I’m kind to the people who need, or deserve it, anyway.”
“Bean-an-ti, should I get summin’ for our guest?” Siofra piped up, “Water, or a snack, or like?”
“That would be sweet of you Siofra, but you don’t have…to,” she trailed off as the child went into the kitchen anyway, scrambling to reach a cup, “Be careful in there, please!”
Bonnie immediately perked up at the mention of ‘snack’, “O-oh! What’s your kitchen like?!” she asked, red wine colored eyes widening.
Before Andra could even answer she clambored to her feet, so excited she nearly stumbled, and followed after the child. Behind her, the ancienty, worn-ot featherduster lay forgotten - Bonnie was the type to forget things and drop everything when excited, it seems.
gallows-afterdark:
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* what’s the difference between a strip club and a gentlemen’s club
* i dunno, cake. what is it?
* that. i. mm. it was an actual question.
“Um, according to this book I read called ‘How to Be A Gentemen’, a a gentlemen’s club has higher-class stuff? So I guess... they’re the same, but one’s fancier and maybe... cleaner?”
*The rabbit twiddles her mutated thumbs awkwardly, looking down at the floor.*
* Silly leeches!
“I read in a book that putting something called eye-buh-pro-fen (Ibuprofen) in water before you go swimming make the leeches swim away. Maybe you could have some of that, whatever it is?”
thebrokenlabnerd:
Alphys pulled back, an expression of surprise on her face. Was that really all that she had to ask about the scientist’s timeline? Nothing else interested her? Well, damn, how was she supposed to get more information about this place? Plus, where did this woman get off thinking that she was going to be staying here as a guest?
Well… then again, she figured she probably didn’t have much else of a place to go to.
Alphys admittedly wasn’t listening to much of what Bonnie was saying about the menu or the other residents in Snowdin, but was instead trying to run over the information she’d been given and how she was going to get more information out of the innkeeper. Maybe just asking her her questions without having to take turns would work? Well, so far, these monsters didn’t seem as selfish as the monsters in her own timeline. Or at least, this one didn’t. Perhaps she wouldn’t mind a small interrogation while she stayed as a guest here?
Just then, Alphys came back to reality, realizing that Bonnie was probably waiting for some kind of answers from her. “Huh? Oh yeah.” Her face scrunched up, remembering Bonnie mentioning the flesh-eating thing, and now she was offering her dinner.. “J-just… get me something that isn’t going to give me nightmares.” She gagged a little at the thoughts of what the food here must be like.
Bonnie thought for a long moment, as if cooking something that wouldn’t cause nightmares was difficult. Truth be told it sort of was, Bonnie would just have to be careful about which mushrooms she used in preparing dinner for the little yellow lizard monster. “Here, come on, I’ll show you the kitchen.” she smiled sweetly, turning behind the front desk into a decently large living area.
The couch was worn out, but the kind of worn out of not being used in years followed up by sudden frequent use. The entire living area was like that. An odd thing to note for such an observant eye like Alphys’ was that a door that presumably led to a basement area had a welcome mat in front of it, with flecks of sediment from deeper in the earth of the Underground. A lot deeper.
Beyond that was a large kitchen one would expect from at an Inn. What wasn’t expected was how... sparse it was. There was clearly more cooking utensils than things to be cooked. That, and the power seemed to be unpredictable - the lights of the refrigerator flicked when she opened it and retrieved an entire pallet of various mushrooms. There were similar pallets that stored pathetic looking onions and potatoes but hey - better than nothing. She set the pallet on the counter, moving some slightly rusted metal bowls that were slightly dented.
“See? These ones are all okay~” she said, and the motive behind the little excursion became clear; she was trying to make Alphys feel as safe as possible.
Those long, mutated claws pointed to slightly glowing ones in the back, “These ones I use for medicines. They reduce anxiety,” by making you high ask fuck. “I won’t be using those in your soup, though~” she smiled pleasantly at her.
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Gaster is currently sitting in an old bath tub in the middle of Waterfall, surrounded by nicecream wrappers and holding a whole box of yet-to-be-eaten nicecreams.
He is crying.
He got stood up by his blind date.
Bonnie timidly approaches the cry skeleton, offering a worn-out handkerchief. “Hey.. it’ll be okay,” she gives the strange, oozing man a cheerful smile, “Wanna be friends?” she said in an overly happy voice.
He looked at her. He would sniffle if he still had a nose. Instead he just had disgusting black goo dripping from his mouth, as well as remains of nicecream. Truly he was a horrible sight to look at, but he took the handkerchief willingly. He hesitated, unsure what to do with it as he didn’t want to stain it beyond use with his horrid mass just to wipe the tears and nicecream away. He looked at her sheepishly, before giving a small nod.
"That's the spirit!" She said cheerfully, flopping down next to the bathtub.
Most parts of Waterfall were you ree, at least hers was, but this one was nice and blue. Probably another hole in her mess of a dimension... But she didn't want to think about that right now. First order of business was introducing herself to her new 'friend', then figure out how to make him feel better!
She didn't seem at all bothered by his appearance or gooieness, grinning up at him, "My name's Bonnie! What's yours?"
Gaster is currently sitting in an old bath tub in the middle of Waterfall, surrounded by nicecream wrappers and holding a whole box of yet-to-be-eaten nicecreams.
He is crying.
He got stood up by his blind date.
Bonnie timidly approaches the cry skeleton, offering a worn-out handkerchief. “Hey.. it’ll be okay,” she gives the strange, oozing man a cheerful smile, “Wanna be friends?” she said in an overly happy voice.
{ *Eyeing these porn blogs that keep following this RP blog like whaaaaat?* }
insansity:
“Don’t worry too much about Sans. He’s actually a good friend of mine,” she assured the bunny monster gently, “He’s got goo–ehh….well, heh…maybe not good people, but people who care a whole lot about him, myself included, looking out for him.” She sank down to sit on the floor next to the other female, reaching out to rest a hand on her arm, “He visits here sometimes, and I go there a lot, from here, so the space between the timelines must be pretty thin. Sorry if that made you slip through by mistake, Bonnie. But if it happens more than once, you’re welcome to make yourself at home, if I’m asleep, or not here, or whatever.”
Bonnie seemed visibly relieved about Sans, her shoulders relaxing as she listening to Andra speak. What she said about dimensions was hard for her to grasp - it was only recently she’d learned of other timelines, after all - but after a moment she asked, “So... like... how jacket that gets used a lot might get holes and let the cold in?”
What she said about letting her stay made her feel... surprisingly conflicted. A part of her wanted to abandon ship on her timeline all together - the other part feeling absolutely disgusted for even thinking of doing something so selfish. She’d started crying without even realizing it , sniffling and rubbing at her eyes. “Thank you... you... you’re very kind,” her voice trembled with emotion.
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Boss: Someone who is literally and figuratively on fire with a cat. Their HP at the start of the fight: 99.978 Bonnie Bunny's weapon: The Extra Small Chainsaw of Judgement Where is the fight happening? LA traffic Assuming the setting didn't insta-kill Bonnie Bunny and Someone who is literally and figuratively on fire, what are Bonnie Bunny's chances of survival? 93% If Bonnie Bunny wins they painfully metamorphose into Someone who is literally and figuratively on fire, taking their place.
{ ... That sounds horrifying BONNIE RUN. }
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