Perfektion.

Ich bin Gilbert, and you can have the privilege of sucking my amazing Prussian dick. [Indie (?) Prussia blog.]

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Avoids going near Ivan's at all costs.

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Europe will be missing my greatness.

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I am packing up Gilbird.

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nihongoga liked your post:I was mentioned.

Should I pack up Gilbird.

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I was mentioned.

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Was I mentioned.

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I remember when I first had a blog.

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At least Gilbird is on my side.

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Why am I not getting all the tributes and attention I obviously deserve.

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Slams fist on table.

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!!

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My only regret of the day is that I could not grace Roderich with my attention.

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What an utter lack of motivation I possess today.

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mapletaffies replied to your post:mapletaffies replied to your post:This bird...

That’s pretty metal. But can Gilbird freely switch from a small body to a gigantic and ferocious one?

...No. But he can call all of his little bird friends and they also peck my enemies.

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mapletaffies replied to your post:This bird actually managed to fall asleep in my...

Gilbird’s the only reason why you have a veil of awesomeness around you.

Excuse you, I was already fucking fantastic, Gilbird merely enhances it with his presence.

He pecks out the eyes of my enemies.

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This bird actually managed to fall asleep in my hair.

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I am so used to having the bird on my head that his friends have started to join me.