iGloo

A blog for my various gaming adventures outside of Sims. You'll find that I also reblog a lot. /simblr/

[gloomypixels]

for anyone following me specifically for minecraft downloads for whatever reason, i added 2 variants of transparent string to the minecraft downloads page if that inch rests you at all

[taye-x]

Blathers hurry tf up i got shit to donate

[spoon-crossing]

Tommy neglected to inform me about the body

[sixthrock]

[howls-tiddy-castle-deactivated2]

Blathers: Hideous ugly bug. Foul. Absolutely repulsive. Anyway I'm going to lovingly care for this ugly ugly creature. Please bring me more. Thank you. Yuck.

[dumbass-effect]

………You are the expert I guess………….

[gloomypixels]

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[gloomypixels]

i didn’t even know the photo studio was a thing!!

[gloomypixels]

i love this small angy owl

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so i’ve gotten really good at editing 👀

[gloomypixels]

8-Bit Community Server / 2020 Halloween Event Boat Race / scenery by adzuboin

[elliedisorder]

I MISS HER

[komorebi-ac]

i worry about you sometimes, tangy…

[teekalu-archive-deactivated2020]

[llybian]

Redd, having done nothing yet: I love this island! Everyone’s so generous and trusting.

Isabelle, over the loudspeaker: ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS! There is a SHADY-LOOKING fox with a TACKY-ASS boat selling artwork that HASN’T BEEN AUTHENTICATED. DO NOT ENGAGE!

[prokopetz]

More dumb legal shenanigans for your Dungeons & Dragons game:

A dwarvish foundry claims exemption from workplace safety regulations, citing a precedent that technically classifies dwarves as a mineral

The corpses of a local graveyard become animated, and promptly file a claim of adverse possession, arguing that the graveyard’s owners knew they were inhabiting the property and did nothing to stop them

A naming rights dispute between two wizards who each claim to have independently invented the same spell

A sorcerer discovers the identity of the horny asshole dragon who ghosted on their great great great great grandmother, and a multi-generational paternity suit ensues

Negotiating a divorce settlement between the Chosen Hero and their intelligent talking sword

A community sues their tutelary spirit after performing the required rites and suffering a drought anyway; the deity’s acolytes countersue that their patron has no liability because the drought was an act of god

Skeleton unions

[flying-butter]

“Hey, there’s no undead in the potion factory!”

“Don’t worry, we’re with the union.”

“The union?”

“Yes. The united meta-magical workforce protection group. Tell me, how would you rate your treatment here?”

“Well… below average, honestly. We don’t even have dental.”

“Don’t even have dental…”

[prokopetz]

People always forget that skeletons are Lawful Evil in 5th Edition. Well, the skeletons didn’t forget, and they’re about to make that everybody’s problem!

[prokopetz]

@curvilinearcube replied:

But where is the first set of dumb legal shit, why can’t I find it

You must be new here – legal shenanigans in D&D are sort of a thing on this blog! A representative sampling:

On adverse possession

On bardic personhood 

On the dreaded wyrms of service

On the elvish age of majority

On higher courts

On international diplomacy

On a multiplicity of chosen ones

On OSHA compliance

On ownership disputes

On patronage fraud 

On princesses

On tax evasion

[prokopetz]

(And also on curses, which I’m frankly embarrassed I missed the first time around, since it’s a direct sequel to the one about higher courts!)

[onemilliondraculas]

pretty rude that i’m not small enough to sit under mushrooms

[thouroghly-inconsequential]

Pretty rude that mushrooms aren’t tall enough to shelter me

[skeleton-horse]

another example of how minecraft allows us to live our fantasies