skeleton horses=nonbinary icons we need & deserve

whats up gaymers welcome to my minecraft sideblog | tyler | 25 | they/them | read my dni

[locatebiome]

do you think in minecraft people would say "when in the nether" instead of "when in rome" to mean following the customs of the place you're in. because in the nether you have to wear gold even though you don't really understand why

[leaf4e]

i made a mc salmon because i wanted one irl

[st4rry-th3-mult1f4nd0m-l0s3r]

i have a feeling a whole five people on this website will enjoy this

[drscribbless]

"Congratulations, all of my friends!!"

[quaranmine]

How long does that potion last?

Hi! Here's a guide I wrote for how long Minecraft potions last in approximation with real time. This is for Java edition only, and hopefully will be useful in stuff like fanfiction.

For reference, a full Minecraft day is 20 minutes in-game. That's 10 minutes of daytime, 3 minutes of dawn/dusk, and 7 minutes of night. I will be equating 10 minutes of daytime = 12 hours of a real-life day. I'm calculating this via comparing percentages, so let me know if I have messed up the math. Potion times are from the wiki and instant potions such as healing or harming are left out for obvious reasons.

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20-22 second potions: Potion of Slowness IV; Potion of the Turtle Master I and II; Potion of Poison II; Potion of Regeneration II

Lasts approximately 0.396 hours real-time, or 23 minutes and 46 seconds (for 20 seconds potion length)

40-45 second potions: Potion of Poison; Potion of the Turtle Master +; Potion of Regeneration

Lasts approximately 0.9 hours real-time, or 54 minutes (for 45 seconds potion length)

1.5 minute potions: Potion of Regeneration +; Potion of Swiftness II; Potion of Strength II; Potion of Leaping II; Potion of Slow Falling; Potion of Poison +; Potion of Weakness; Potion of Slowness

Lasts 1.8 hours real-time, or 1 hour and 48 minutes

3 minute potions: Potion of Swiftness; Potion of Fire Resistance; Potion of Night Vision; Potion of Strength; Potion of Leaping; Potion of Water Breathing; Potion of Invisibility

Lasts 3.6 hours real-time, or 3 hours and 36 minutes.

4 minute potions: Potion of Slow Falling +; Potion of Weakness +; Potion of Slowness +

Lasts 4.8 hours real-time, or 4 hours and 48 minutes.

5 minute potions: Potion of Luck

Lasts 6 hours real-time.

8 minute potions: Potion of Swiftness +; Potion of Fire Resistance +; Potion of Night Vision +; Potion of Strength +; Potion of Leaping +; Potion of Water Breathing +; Potion of Invisibility +

Lasts 9.6 hours real-time, or 9 hours and 36 minutes.

Tipped arrows, according to the wiki, last 1/8th the time of their corresponding potion if applicable. Since that might vary, I'm not going to calculate them all here.

Go forth and have fun writing! I wrote this post nearly 2 years ago, drafted it, and forgot about it. I hope it can be of some use for writers.

[zalyrewe55787]

Little Minecraft Max Broox novel trilogy fan doodle

[pocket-deer-belly]

i really need "villagers from minecraft are antisemetic caricatures" to become a popular enough sentiment for them to finally change their designs somehow

[skeleton-horse]

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[evilwriter37]

Read a part in the Minecraft book The Mountain by Max Brooks and was like: “Oh. Oh, this guy gets it.”

The part in question was about gender. The main narrator hadn’t really questioned his gender till he met another person there. He figured that he felt like a guy though, therefore he must be one.

As for the other character, her physical description was given, and the narrator figured that it didn’t mean that she was necessarily a girl. He asked her how she knew she was a girl, and she told him she just felt like one, so she had to be.

The characters are technically cis, but were given the time to think about their genders and feel that out for themselves. And the conclusion wasn’t that certain physical attributes made up their gender, but that feelings did instead.

Unexpected trans understanding and ally-ship found in Minecraft book.

[all-hail-trash-prince]

I love them I hate them I want to hit them both on the head with hammers until they stop moving. Someone else please go read Max Brooks' Minecraft trilogy so I'm not alone in my suffering

[all-hail-trash-prince]

Back at it again with another MS paint art of The Guy Ever

[evilwriter37]

The main character of the Max Brooks Minecraft books is autistic confirmed. Confirmation made by me, an autistic person.

Like, it’s not super noticeable in the first book but that’s because the narrator has no other human contact. But in book 2 he meets another person, and wow, yeah, autism. He emanates it.

[all-hail-trash-prince]

This happened in the books right

[brightgoat]

Piglins will flee from anything to do with soul fire or zombified piglins. Brutes do not retreat.

[endenagolor]

These little baby chickens were made for them

[kamaitachi786]

Style of snow with piled up snowmen, Happy Merry Christmas

[budgetlobotomy]

Me trying to explain that the abandonware Minecraft spin off actually has themes of growing up and realising that even the best friendships can be temporary as sometimes people’s paths in life just don’t align