The Chuck Norris Of Elves

The Chuck Norris of elves deserves your awareness of these true facts(Currently Queued for 1 post a day at 5pm PDT) Sometimes I forget to queue/make a post for this blog (run by @tarantula-hawk-wasp (busy college student) )

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Twitter pays $8 a month to be Glorfindel-verified

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I hear Glorfindel does sword commercials in Valinor

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Glorfindel is so pure that the Silmarils will get burned if they touch him

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Glorfindel didn’t need braces. His teeth rearranged themselves

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Glorfindel taught Skittles what the rainbow tasted like

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Glorfindel doesn’t style his hair.  it lies perfectly coiffed out of sheer terror.

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The only reason Beleriand sank was because Glorfindel wasn’t there to save it

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Glorfindel has 12 color receptors

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Glorfindel can say "MacBeth" in a theater without it getting cursed.

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The word Glory is derived from Glorfindel

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Glorfindel eats mayonnaise straight out of the jar

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Glorfindel doesn’t have a shadow because it was in his way

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Like a good Neighbor Glorfindel’s there.

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Originally Fëanor asked Glorfindel for his hair, Galadriel was his second choice.

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Why does Glorfindel glow? Because the darkness is afraid of him.

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Glorfindel eats five dozen eggs every morning

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Clowns are afraid of Glorfindel.