[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[weirdplutoprince]

Always respect a fujoshi's dedication to writing yaoi even in the most romance hostile settings. A story could be called "the torture cube with four walls" and every fic would just open with 'it was common knowledge that the top left corner of the torture cube was reserved for love making ' like ok. of course.

[allthishumanityforfree]

[girlmadeof-stars]

what was the reason?

[tiktaalic]

talking about dean winchestr is quite literally just going. i like him. why? because. don't worry about it. ivealready said too much.

[tiktaalic]

supernatural 3.16 + led zeppelin’s gallows pole

[bedlund]

[blacksailsblr]

BLACK SAILS 1.02 “II.” 4.10 “XXXVIII.”

[zhaan-deactivated20171022]

the best lord of the rings thing ive seen is the headcanon that gimli is like Prince Tier of beauty for dwarves and is absolutely stunning and legolas is like, for an elf, absolute butt ugly like relatively and everyones always like gimli how could you marry such a shit tier ugly ass elf and gimli is like ach.. nae…i love him

[speerfisch]

“There is no real going back. Though I may come to the Shire, it will not seem the same; for I shall not be the same. I am wounded with knife, sting, and tooth, and a long burden. Where shall I find rest?”

[deadmegumi]

"In this light she could almost be a beauty, he thought. In this light she could almost be a knight." "He thinks I’ve gone mad. And perhaps I have. 'I left something at Harrenhal.'" "'Lord Bolton said the wench was theirs, to do with as they liked.' 'Her name’s Brienne.'" "Quick as a cat, Brienne changed direction. There’s the wench I remember." "I’ll pay her bloody ransom. Gold, sapphires, whatever you want. Pull her out of there." "'you want her? Go get her.' so he did." "'What are you doing here?' 'Something stupid. Get behind me.' He circled toward her, putting himself between Brienne and the bear. 'You get behind. I have the sword.' 'A sword with no point and no edge. Get behind me!'" "'We’re taking the wench.' 'Her name is Brienne,” Jaime said. 'Brienne, the maid of Tarth. You are still maiden, I hope?' Her broad homely face turned red. 'Yes.' 'Oh, good,' Jaime said. 'I only rescue maidens.'" "'Ser jaime? I am grateful, but … you were well away. Why come back?' A dozen quips came to mind, each crueler than the one before, but Jaime only shrugged. 'I dreamed of you,' he said."

[apolladay]

There's a stereotype that USAmericans tolerate very long car rides.

USAmericans, can you easily tolerate driving in a car for an hour?

No, usually I cannot tolerate driving at all

No, usually I can only tolerate 5-15 minutes

No, usually I can only tolerate 15-30 minutes

No, usually I can only tolerate 30-45 minutes

No, usually I can only tolerate 45-55 minutes

Yes, but usually around 1 hour it stops being tolerable

Yes, but usually around 1.5 hours it stops being tolerable

Yes, and it usually takes 2 hours or more to stop being tolerable

Nuance

Not USAmerican

Voting ended onOct 4, 2024

[mollyjames]

op I think you may have wildly underestimated american's car tolerance

[alivehouse]

everyone STOP having steady 9-5s and start being able to hang out with me at 2 am on a wednesday

[butterflypeaflowertea]

they should invent a being in your twenties in which you do not feel your life is unsalvageable and ruined

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[curseworm]

im extremely devout but nobody can figure out what im worshipping

[davidlynch]

The Red Shoes (1948) dir. Michael Powell & Emeric Pressburger Drawings executed by Hein Heckroth & Ivor Beddoes