[daddyfuckedme]

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

If you let me finish I would of finish my santance

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[godlessondheimite]

it’s crazy to me how ice water is a uniquely american phenomenon. it’s the greatest drink in the entire world. how have other countries not hopped on board? genuinely don’t understand how sparkling water is ubiquitous in a way that simple ice water isn’t. whenever i ask for ice water outside the u.s., they put 2 ice cubes in a glass, and i’m always too ashamed of being american to ask for more. but it’s our single healthy habit! luckily i am always prepared (half gallon insulated water bottle that i fill with ice myself and then fill with water and always carry around with me) but it really is baffling every time i travel.

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[messygoku]

[mrsterlingeverything]

28 is the oldest you can get in your 20s. 29 is crazy young like leave them alone weirdo. 30 is old 31 is super young

[shootsay]

眠っているねこさん。目はどこにあるの？ まったくわかりません（笑）

Where are your eyes? I have no idea.

[unioncarbidesuperfan66]

library classification labels

[zoesupreme]

[maryoliveoil]

DUA LIPA and CALLUM TURNER Married in London (31 May 2026)

[mittland]

bruce springsteen performing in washington dc, may 27, 2026 (photo by rob demartin)

[firefox-official]

sorry im late i got tied with rope to train tracks and it was this whole thing

[sexchangewerewolf]

[koiagain]

DNI people who have better social physical or intellectual lives than me

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them