The Glorious Bumfluff

I eat spaghetti.. alone.. in the dark.

[catchymemes]

[sailorbrazil]

me and my mutuals discussing food on some miserable twitter thread

[movie-gifs]

If I save the world, can I have two tickets to your next concert? KINGSMAN: THE GOLDEN CIRCLE (2017) dir. Matthew Vaughn

[fatsexybitch]

Just watched a woman slather a whole jar of diced garlic on three huge salmon steaks and put on in each microwave at work

It’s going to smell hellacious later

[fatsexybitch]

It was so awful I had to work in another building for the rest if the day

Word is she left the fish and went back to her desk to pack up and quit

The stench was so awful they had to open all the doors which required bringing security from two other sites

Most of my department went home for the day

Holy SHIT

[voidbat]

what a fucking power move, oh my god.

i am so sorry you had to deal with the olfactory fallout, but my GOD.

[bunnywest]

OMG how to leave a job where they’ve fucked you over.

[digitaldiscipline]

Big Fish Energy

[jame7t]

“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.

cats can:

sniff

fall off things

Lick plastic (BAD trick)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[laurakinniey]

Laura Kinney by Mahmud Asrar

[popularbussy-deactivated2020061]

This post predicted the future

[glitterysouldinosaur-blog]

1995 Gay Olympics sketch from the mid-1990s Australian comedy show Big Girls Blouse.

[queenofzombies]

lets talk about the most absolutely jarring mood shift in all disney history shall we

[babyfairy]

god

[cursedimages]

[snuh]

[saltymommie]

One tells truths…the other only lies….

[mostlycatsmostly]

[coolxatu]

hamtaro real

[coolxatu]

[humorstaff]

[wolfpack-calling]