Aye Its Me

Here I post the random stories and things I’m too embarrassed to post anywhere else lmfao enjoy 🤡💀 If you know me and somehow found this account— ahaha no you don’t you saw n o t h i n g and we will not speak of it Sí? Sí. Aha..haha have a nice day 😳

[kosmogrl]

[fairycosmos]

new saw trap just dropped called toothache as a poor person

[100493503004422]

when I talk about the weather it isn't small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss

[ceruleanheaven]

im sure if i move far away from home to somewhere no one knows me my whole personality will suddenly change and everyone will love me and everything will be better im sure im sure im sure

[sacredstem]

stop i love text posts so much they’re like the pinnacle of human invention

[stalgivc]

[heartlikehome]

[glory-dazee]

No because a girl I met in my art class in college NINE MONTHS AGO, whom I immediately was attracted to, has been flirting with me this whole time and I only just realized it when she asked if I was bi 😭 but no it all makes sense now cuz what?? SO MANY SCENARIOS THAT MAKE SENSE NOW.

[catchymemes]

[glory-dazee]

EASY BAKES FOR ADULTS. PICTURE IT.

[hanaofthenorth]

a girl does start to feel optimistic in a patch of sun

[glory-dazee]

No fr bcuz it ruins my day once I step out of the patch of sun and realize it is only in the sunshine that I can know happiness.

[sweatermuppet]

being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

[sweatermuppet]

[sobs until im physically ill] [buys greek yogurt] [repeat]

[glory-dazee]

Don’t get me wrong when I ask my boyfriend for another animal I want him to say yes but god damn i need SOMEONE to hold me back sometimes. This whole both of us wanting a zoo thing is gonna land us in an ACTUAL zoo.

[exitwound]

im like if the sleepiest person in the world was awake

[sweatermuppet]

every day i get my heart ripped out & every day i simply just continue

[maddieisnotreal]

quote by sue zhao // secrets from a girl (who’s seen it all) - lorde // extremely loud and incredible close by jonathan safran foerk // dear prudence (2010) // don’t know // noggin by john corey whaley // landslide - fleetwood mac // don’t know

[glory-dazee]

School doesn’t prepare you for life it prepares you for college, and even then college hit me like a train. The train in The Polar Express when it went sliding across the ice. Probably why we watched that movie for every holiday.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

they should make a version of my life where everything didn't go horribly wrong when I was 14