chiharu

furbies r cooler than people sorry sis thats the tea

[hustlerose]

i bet you can’t kiss me bro. i bet you fucking can’t. no dude it’s impossible i dare you to try it. you can’t do it bro i bet you can’t 

[sarcasmfish]

[glosscoveredlips]

f.ish

[skellydun]

the seasons change but my black skinny jeans don’t

[danieldaie]

SOFT ARIN IS WHAT I’M TALKIN BOUT BABEYYYYYYY

[coolpng-deactivated20130503]

my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

[moveslikekeithrichards]

every morning when i go in the kitchen she yells at me nonstop so i have to put the spoon on her head

[mptyblgplsignr]

h o w d i d t h e y f i n d t h i s o u t

[moveslikekeithrichards]

a couple people have asked how i figured out she wants the spoon & to that i say this: i dont actually know if she wants the spoon but it fits nicely on her little baby cat head & she stops meowing when i do it, probably out of confusion

[garlic-gal]

Questioning ur gender as an afab person is hard bc ur like do I genuinely identify as Not A Woman or do I just not identify with the negative images of women that have been shoved at me since I was born? Like do I not like being referred to as a girl because that really isn’t who I am or is it because being connected to femininity comes along with some not great associations? And then there’s the question of am I really Not a Woman or am I just butch? And then u get into questioning what gender even is to begin with. What is gender? What is masculinity? What is femininity? Is there anything inherent to either of them, or is it all socially constructed bullshit? Does gender actually exist?? If not, then what the fuck is my relationship with gender?

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

bro shut up i’m trying to remember every detail of my dream last night please just give me some peace dude 

[i-am-a-fish]

july is officially Pride Month 2 and ALL of the fireworks are gay

[logangarfield]

#the chosen one

[pipalypso]

2 am to 10:30 am is prime sleep schedule

[pipalypso]

reblog this with your sign and preferred sleep schedule

[pipalypso]

#1 thing i have learned from this post? aquarius are fucking DISASTERS

[pumpkinspicedcoochie-deactivate]

it really does only take one basket of laundry you procrastinate putting away before your whole life turns to shit huh

[thanatosjr]

Instructions for a walk in the woods

Never turn around to check behind you. You’ll see nothing, but once you start doing it you won’t be able to stop, and an ominous feeling will follow you until you don’t lock your house’s door behind you. 

If you stand very still and listen you will hear the woods calling for you. Don’t answer. Never answer. 

You’ll hear things quietly following you, hidden in the trees by your sides. It’s okay, they’re just checking on you. 

Don’t be scared, but be really, really wary.

If you have a bad feeling about taking a certain path, don’t. You’ll avoid whatever is waiting for you at the end of it. 

You never know what may be buried under the soil you’re walking on. Remember that every time you take a step. Pray that whatever it is, it won’t wake up. 

Be careful not to step on any beetle, or you’ll never get rid of them. 

If you bring a knife with you, name it. Otherwise the blade will turn against you as soon as you try to use it. 

Make sure you remember the way back home. As soon as you get lost, you’re just another piece of fresh meat.

[furbyish]

HI WELCOME TO CHILIS

[friendlyfatigue]

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

Me bringing back my Grindr hookups 😔

[these-deactivated20200627]

there’s rats on Grindr now?

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

Yeah they’re called men

[judyjetsons]

To everybody who is afraid to wear summer clothes because of their weight, scars, gender, etc - I love you and I am rooting for us all to feel at home and at peace with our bodies 🌷🌷🌷

[afabpositibot-blog]

@ all the trans boys who got misgendered today: you look super handsome today!

@ all the trans girls who got misgendered today: you look super gorgeous today!

@ all the nonbinary folks who got misgendered today: you look super awesome today!

please, please dont let anyone tell you otherwise